Jack Tweed is probably best known for his appearance on Big Brother – along with late Jade Goody – and caused controversy earlier this year when he claimed that when they were a couple they sold fake stories to the tabloids to buy a car. Before that it was a drunken row in McDonald’s. Then assaulting three students in a taxi. Ever the colourful CV, now the bad boy is facing a potential ‘wank tape’ leak… Though some viewers aren’t convinced it’s him. Thoughts, Cock Flock?
The Canadian singer that originally got his talent (yes, we’re talking about his voice) noticed on viral video sharing app Vine, has ‘topped’ the charts around the world with mega-singles Stitches and Treat You Better, but we got the real treat for y’all. Well, according to Twitter (duh). Shawn Mendes, is currently appearing shirtless in the latest issue of Flaunt, but he’s flaunting a lot more below… Hopefully he won’t feel the need for Mercy – as we think he’s looking hawt.
Pietro Boselli might have a degree in Mathematics, but he certainly certainly knows how to teach a lesson in thirst-trapping. Mr. Boselli – as the kids call him – posed for a photo with his ‘bro’. But fans were less concerned with a family reunion and more concerned about the little friend in Pietro’s pants. The two appeared to have gone for an outdoor winter dip; girl, if that was on Hampstead Heath we can only imagine the number of gays with their tongues stuck to the frosty grass.
One commentor wrote: “I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. I did not realize it was all in the crotch!” While a another put: “If I had a teacher like you, I’d still be in school. 40+ years later.”
Though we think the person who posted the pic of Miley kinda sums up the general consensus:
We know how you lot love a bit of Tom Hardy. And the actor is back in front of the camera for his latest shoot with Esquire, where he confesses to not having got the tattoo (“Leo is always right!”) he promised Leonardo DiCaprio after losing a bet of theirs, due to DiCaprio’s naff hand-writing. Although we have to admit, a bit of bad penmanship wouldn’t put us off getting our hands on Hardy.
The 39-year-old proved he still had it in a series of black and white photos, below.
Tom Ford has never been shy when it comes to fisting bold statements. Now while compiling a profile of the candid designer, GQ has unearthed an old (booze-fuelled) interview where Ford voiced how he believes all heterosexual men should take it up the bum, and waved it in front of his current day face.
In the Q&A, Ford discusses losing his virginity (to a girl at 14, and a guy at 18), before turning the tables and asking his interviewer if he’d ever been with a guy, to which he admitted he hadn’t. Tom replies: “Every man should be fucked at some point in his life. You shouldn’t force yourself to do it. But it’s really not that different than having a massage.”
A MASSAGE?! Girl, where you been getting rubbed down, above an all-you-can-eat lunchtime buffet in Chinatown? He went on, “Everyone should try it. It doesn’t feel that much different. It’s skin. You should do it with someone you like. Do it with a friend who you think is great. It’s very easy. It’s normal.”
EASY? Are we still talking about popping your anal cherry? Although, we will agree that it should be with someone who you think is ‘great’, not a boggle-eyed thirsty gremlin. Erm, that happened to a friend of ours.
Revisiting his previous quotes, the director of eerie sex crime flick Nocturnal Animals, says: “What was I thinking?” though he still stands by his statement, just perhaps not saying it aloud.
“I think it would help them understand women,” he argued. “It’s such a vulnerable position to be in, and it’s such a passive position to be in. There’s such an invasion, in a way, that even if it’s consensual, it’s just very personal,” he continued. “I think there’s a psyche that happens because of it that makes you understand and appreciate what women go through their whole life, because it’s not just sexual, it’s a complete setup of the way the world works.”
Well ‘vulnerable’ is a more appropriate adjective than easy. He concluded: “I think that that’s something most men do not understand at all.” And we’re sure there’s plenty of gay men willing to lend their dicks for the sake of education.
[H/t: NNN]
Irish fighter Conor McGregor stole our thirst earlier this year, and he’s come a long way since then. Now he’s the “insert fighting title” champion! We’re totes pleased for him. But even more pleased that he announced his title wearing jeans so skinny they’d cut off the blood to an emo’s ankles. Yes hunny, we’re here for that.
In fact, we reckon he could be the champion of any ring if he wanted.
When ‘news’ broke this week that former Eastenders actress and prolific cocaine hoover Daniella Westbrook is now a DJ, it was only natural that everybody snorted. With laughter, not a rock of pure Columbian. And while on the surface, it may seem that it’s actually possible to hire a DJ even less qualified than Paris Hilton, we’d bet your bottom dollar she’s been to more after-parties than you and all your mates put together. And everybody knows that wreck-heads may not have a sense of smell, but their playlists are always savage af. We can’t wait for Kerry Katona to headline Creamfields.
After rebuilding her septum, Westbrook has decided to rebuild a career, this time in the music industry. Although wearing the headphones Daniella looked as if somebody had just asked her to decipher the Da Vinci code…
Thankfully she had her laptop to hand; which looked like it arrived by throwing itself down a set of stairs, or surfing through a heap of special snow. Westbrook managed to gurn for a series of elegant photos with a Sin Til Late fan. Oh no, that’s an actual fan, just in case you were confused.
Personally, we think it would be sick having Daniella DJ in our local Wetherspoons, “do you take requests?” Yeah, you want Charlie or MD mate? The Sun reported that “she wore an eye-popping outfit for her moment in the spotlight”, they meant pill-popping outfit, right? You can imagine the stylist: “Daniella, the walls are damask… WE’VE GOT THIS!”:
After posing for photos with an empty glass, the photographer thanked Westbrook, “Cheers Dan, that’s a wrap”. To which she crawled around on her hands and knees for half an hour looking for one.
Rogan O’Connor is most widely-known for his stint on Ex On The Beach, stripping for Dreamboys, and for always forgetting to get dressed in the morning. Oh, and of course, that Skype leak. So, you can see why we like him. And his latest Snapchat only cements our interest.
And then there’s the time, he was accidentally exposed by his strip-buddy (reach around buddy?) and fellow Ex On the Beach-er Joss Mooney:
Got a nephew that’s not really into sports? Or a younger brother that would rather have a dolly than a mountain bike? Well, SNL have the answer in this hilarious sketch starring Emma Stone as the kid’s mum. Wells for Boys is a wishing well, circa Snow White, for boys who don’t fit in with the other boys to “confide in”.
The Sensitive Boy line also comes with a balcony for when they’re “ready to announce something”. DEAD. Seen as most of us were that little boy, it’s quite funny to watch back. Check out the parody ad below:
[H/t: NNN]
SLEIGH, MAMA, SLEIGH. It’s taken a bit longer than usual to get into the Christmas spirit (primarily because we’ve been trying not to freeze our tits off in the meantime), but if you’re having trouble getting there – this’ll surely help you jingle dem balls. The video was posted by Maji Claire – who appears to be the one donning a beard and a red suit – on Saturday and is racking up thousands of comments on Facebook.
Can we talk? When we heard there were Shayne Ward nudes loose on the internet, we were as thirsty as the rest of y’all – and what do we get? A blurry fumble in a dark room. Eye roll, much? But we found clearer ones claiming to be the singer/actor, and while they’re still not as HD as everybody would like, it does give us a better glimpse of Ward’s peen in its natural habitat.
Louis sitting at his computer like:
A controversial Ghanaian Bishop has claimed that God has blessed him with special powers. I mean, you thought turning water into wine was impressive, this guy reckon he’s can turn chipolatas into Cumberlands. Daniel Obinim has been getting very hands-on in footage that has emerged online, where he moves around a group of men tugging on their genitalia.
Looks like CCTV from the dark room upstairs in Barcode. But, to say what everyone’s thinking, do these Ghanaian men really have issues with small manhood? Getting greedy, wanting some extra inches and all they got was molested. On his channel Obinim TV – he says: “If you do not like the looks of any part of your body, come to me, what do you want that I can’t offer?” Really, girl? Can you rub those holy hands on my face and make me look like Zac Efron?
Apparently, Bishop Daniel was accussed of whipping teenagers for being sexually promiscuous (which he’s now facing charges for). See kids, and herein lies a valuable lesson, you can touch as many dicks as you want – as long as it’s not skin-to-skin it’s not a sin.
We think we’ll wait for the success stories before we go rushing for his services.
[H/t: Gaily Grind]
Ashton Kutcher may not be seen on our screens that much since the films of our teenage hood (Dude, Where’s Your Career?), unless you’re willing to torture yourself with Two and a Half Men, but Demi’s-ex cutie is currently starring in Netflix original series The Ranch. Although it seems to be more about undressing than dressing. (See what we did there? Leave us alone, it’s a slow day).
The series, set on – you guessed it – a ranch is about cowboys or whatever. We can’t discredit it, ’cause we haven’t seen it yet, and Netflix are killing the game right now – but(t) if there’s more scenes like this – you can count us in.
[H/t: Omg]
Charles Laurent Marchand – known more without his first name – is most known for strutting down the MT Costello runway at New York Fashion Week, wearing nothing more than a cape. Oh, and a bracelet… around his dick. With just one hand clutching his modesty, it’s fair to Marchand knows how to make a statement – and certainly isn’t body shy (our favourite kind of model). Now working with Aim Models in NY, Laurent is apparently one of those models that’s all about flaunting his
While we’re here, let’s take a look at this shoot for Fashionably Male. Were the pants really needed?!
MORE? OK, we got more…
Yum, milk… *licks lips*
Each year brands compete for the most heart-warming Christmas ad, and there’s been some stiff competition this year. But this one from the BBC which sees a brief kiss under the mistletoe between two men in a pub, is totally cute. A guy tried to kiss me on New Years once but I had to recoil because his breath smelt like whoever’s genitalia he’d been servicing in the bathroom earlier that night. So, you know, it’s nice to see some guys ending the year in a more promising way…
Thanks to a new feature where users can invite others to a group chat via a link online, gay men are using Whatsapp in the same way internet chat rooms worked back in the 90s – although bolder still. Members of the groups, are freely sending dick pics to hundreds of strangers within the same group. While conversations seem to still be drifting along the ‘asl’ and requests to chat with certain types of men in order to exchange nudes. That’s one nostalgia from the 90s we weren’t expecting to ‘pop up’ again.
The links are being posted over social media, forums and anywhere else catfisher’s lurk. According to the Pink News who followed the links to get a view from within claim that they seemed to be mostly populated by South Americans. Although most on the content is sexual, it’s strictly for an amateur and home-made nature, and those posting ‘fake porn’ can be blocked by an Admin.
Others posted their location in a hope to utilise the group for real-life action, while many used the guestlist to message others privately for more intimate cyber sex with a stranger. Apparently the phenomenon has not been widely reported on, but the already-existing groups have hundreds of members already.
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James Corden continues his dream rush-hour ride with music’s legendary Madonna. Although, not everyone was happy to see the Queen of Pop twerking, voguing and spilling the tea on her kiss with Jacko. Earlier this week, Piers Morgan ‘threw-up’ into a bucket after watching the segment’s teaser. Ouch. Maybe for a guy that’s criticising a woman for not acting his age, he should stop bitching like a little girl. Still though, low-key love Piers for stirring the pot.
The car journey races through some of Madonna’s biggest hits, including Vogue, Papa Don’t Preach, and more recently Bitch, I’m Madonna. As well as a few duds, Express Yourself, Don’t Cry For My Argentina and Music. Am sure lots of you will disagree with us there, but for a 10 minute sketch with an endless list of songs to chose from – they should not have made the cut. Where was Material Girl, huh?!
Still, listen to how Madge plied Jacko with wine and then seduce him. Just like what he did to Macaulay Culkin.
Zane Pittman, who’s starred in Furious 7, Hunger Games: Mockingjay and Insurgent has found himself starring in a new role: the victim of an online nude leak. Although, his mere cameos – according to IMBD have gone uncredited – something tells us after this stint, he’ll be getting some recognition of his future projects.
The images have been drifting around Tumblr, and show the actor flaunting his ass-ets, front and back. Well, you know we love to see a full 360 here at C&C. With all of those tats, he’s giving us Alex Minsky vibes.
Russel Tovey has spoken out about those controversial comments that saw a backlash from the gay community. Last year Tovey spoke about his relief of not being allowed to “prance around” as a kid, because it makes him this masc-4-masc sex icon amongst the shallow men of the gay community. Tovey took to Twitter at the time to express his distress over being branded the ‘worst gay ever’.
Now, in a recent interview with Attitude, the actor reflects:
“Things come out the way you don’t intend them to. It was a very upsetting time for me. … I learned from it and I’ve grown from it. … I’ve found you’ve just got to be true to yourself, be a good person and the work should speak for itself.”
It wasn’t about what exactly was said. Gays have heard worse; it just made you less likable. Everybody thought he was the cute boy-next-door from Essex who’d done alright himself and stayed grounded in the process, but these comments made him seem shallow, materialistic and judgemental.
Although – while at the time – the comments may have made Russel out to be a bit of a dick, it’s really just quite sad that you’d be happy that you were butch, just because it makes you desirable.No wonder he’s a good actor, he’s been doing it since his wrist first went limp. But nobody should hold grudges – especially against somebody they haven’t met – and we should all have better things to do than chase the man with pitchforks.
So yes, the work should speak for itself. So why don’t you play a “prancing” queen in one of your future roles instead of a butch footballer in his briefs? As great as he looks in them, we personally think that a drag role would be a great way for him to show his versatility (in acting), unless his masc persona has left him with a one-character acting ability…
It’d also give him that fem-thrill she missed out on while she was kicking a leather football around and rubbing girl’s bearded clams when he was wanted to be watching Buffy and fondling boys in the PE showers. But perhaps It would also extend a contoured olive branch to those still jaded by his remarks.
[H/t: Queerty]