Adult content creators have been known to hijack popular trends with their own NSFW twists, but this one takes the soggy biscuit.
Creator Logan has shown what the now infamous Oscars slap moment might have looked like if it had been a dick slap instead. And considering the open status of Will Smith and Jada’s relationship, it wouldn’t even really be cheating.
Wonder how Chris Rock would’ve reacted to that… Do you think Academy would’ve still banned him?
Does size matter? It’s a question that’s long been asked when it comes to penis size and sex.
Well, while the majority are concerned with the piece being too small, having one that is too big is certainly an issue too. Especially is you’re about to fuck creator Zayn who has over 16 inches. Though he does admit that it has been “surgically enhanced”.
We can understand why some guys might want a boost in the trouser department, but at this point it just looks like it would be daily aggravation. You’d definitely have trouble getting away if a killer was chasing you.
Zayn has mentioned that he identifies as gay, so we presume he’s not short of ambitious bottoms… But just make sure you’ve got the InjuryLawyers4U number to hand.
Ozzy Lusth, cast member of Survivor and OnlyFans star has come out as bisexual.
Those of you who are familiar with the Survivor franchise will remember Ozzy Lusth from Survivor: Cook Islands which he featured on back in 2006. The fan favourite then went on to star in more recent adaptations of the show, Survivor: Game Changers in 2017.
Though fans mayb have suspected this was coming after Lusth posted a video of him in the shower last year with two men, he officially came out over the weekend on Twitter.
And for my Republican Colleagues, and anyone else who matters, Yeah I’m Bisexual.
Am I committing crimes?? If so come get me. Let us ALL live with dignity.
Ask yourself if you support people, or the fucked dogma you’ve been fed. #ozzyisBi
Ozzy previously starred on Playboy’s NSFW reality show Foursome, which sees two men and two women in a mansion for 24 hours with lots of alcohol and, in his episode, a mud-wrestling pit.
If you thought the beefy butts of American footballers were impressive, then we’re gonna need you to spare a moment for Sean Murphy.
In a game against the Tampa Bay Rays, the catcher for the Oakland Athletics hit a home-run (well, not quite) when his big bubble butt hit the ball instead of his bat.
Now we’re no baseball pro, but it honestly looks like that butt-bat was intentional.
While a number of tweets relaying the incident have gone viral, Murphy commented:
“It’s crazy how social media is. I could have hit four home runs yesterday, four grand slams, and it wouldn’t have had the attention it had last night. It’s funny. It’s a great shot. I’m not mad at it”.
And neither are we.
Although if you think that’s impressive, you should see the guy who played “dick baseball” and hit it with his own bat.
Naturally, Twitter weighed in on the incident:
Ok but why is Sean Murphy’s ass the most attention that baseball has ever gotten on twitter
Gay provocateur Bruce La Bruce just came out with his most shocking movie to date, which is saying something. (His NSFW 2013 movie Gerontophilia is about a handsome young man who can only get it up for seniors). La Bruce’s latest, Saint-Narcisse, is a take on the Greek myth of Narcisse – the guy who became obsessed with his own reflection. Bruce takes a little creative liberty with the idea by crafting a story about identical twin brothers who fall in love with each other. Taking “boyfriend twins” to the next level I see!
Saint-Narcisse stars the very sexy actor Félix-Antoine Duval as both twins. So, no, you don’t really see brothers having sex in this movie. After finding each other after decades apart, these twin brothers realize that denying their sexual chemistry is difficult, if not impossible.
The movie cumulates with a sex scene that sees the brothers going balls deep in the woods! Three body doubles were enlisted to bring this complex sex scene to life, but you are definitely seeing all of Félix-Antoine Duval’s naked bod here.
Of course we can’t come across a movie like this and not share it with you, so check out some of the truly insane highlights from Saint-Narcisse below! (And if you like what you see, check out the full unedited scenes here).
Easter is a time when we celebrate a four-day weekend… um, no, but it’s actually about Jesus’ death and then his resurrection. And this video may make something of your own rise up.
They say that Jesus died for our sins, and if that’s the case, then we are making it worth his while.
We have seen some creative NSFW content over the years, but this really is quite impressive in terms of thinking outside (but also inside) the box.
In the clip, a guy wearing army slacks holds a box, while his pal encourages him to open in. And inside sits a little chick with her egg… wait, that’s not a chick!
Last week Buffy The Vampire Slayer superstar Sarah Michelle Gellar celebrated her birthday by visiting the Jeffrey Deitch gallery where Sam McKinniss art was on display.
The artist had painted two of the iconic scenes from cult classic Cruel Intentions; one which sees Selma Blair and Gellar french kissing in central park, and another in which Ryan Phillippe shows off his ass-tounding buns.
Both scenes which sparked queer awakenings across the world.
Sending fans even further into gay meltdown, Gellar was accompanied by her Cruel Intentions co-stars at the viewing. So here’s a photo of Ryan Phillippe – who reportedly had a sex tape hit the web last year – admiring his own ass.
A Brazilian TikToker who has amassed nearly half a million followers has proved that his new-found following isn’t holding him back from flaunting his goods. (And by goods, we mean cock).
Pedrin Vegas has become known on the app for his dance routines, but we’d much rather tune into his Instagram lives.
Although the creator’s account is no longer available, although it’s unclear whether Instagram removed it because of this incident.
Sometimes actors take props from films they have starred in as a commemorative token, and it turns out Mark Wahlberg took a rather unusual one; his prosthetic penis from Boogie Nights.
The film, which sees Wahlberg as a busboy-turned-porn star, was a huge hit after its 1997 release, and featured a scene in which Wahlberg drop trou, showing a truly gasp-worthy piece.
While promoting his new film Father Stu (a comedy which sees Wahlberg retire from a career in boxing after an injury, only to pursue a hot Sunday school teacher by regularly attending church) on the Ellen Degeneres show, the host asked him some rapid fire questions.
One of which, was whether he still has Dirk Diggler’s schlong.
“Yes, yes. It’s in a safe locked away,” Wahlberg dished. “It’s not something I could leave out. All of a sudden my kids are looking for a spare phone charger and pull that thing out and go, ‘What the heck is this?!’ It wouldn’t be a good look.”
Ellen goes on to ask if his children have seen the film, “I think my daughter has, but she has not had the conversation with me. Thank god, she’s sparing me,” he replied.
And if you’ve not seen the film, you should give it a watch, but here’s the hefty piece of wardrobe equipment.
Elite has rapidly becomes one of Spain’s most consumed teen TV shows thanks to Netflix. Already on its fifth season, the high school drama features an untold amount of gay sex… just the amount we like.
André Lamoglia is joining the cast for the debut season and he’s jumped in balls-deep.
Needless to say, Ivan (Lamgolia) doesn’t maintain his ‘straight’ label for too long, and on a recent press tour he spoke about filming his passionate sex scenes with Manu Rios.
“I’ll be honest. Before I got to Spain, when I got cast, I was worried about filming those scenes. Mainly because I’ve never done a scene like that in my career before. So I kept thinking about the logistics of how it would be done.”
“After I arrived here in Madrid, it was much more relaxed than I imagined,” said the Brazillian actor. “When we film the scenes, the team is reduced onset. We have an intimacy coordinator, precisely for those scenes, to make us more comfortable, more prepared, to bring more truth to the scene.”
Well, wearing a modesty pouch doesn’t sound very truthful to us, but that’s showbiz.
Lamoglia explained that he “didn’t do any scenes completely naked. We had protection, a sex cover. They call it a thong or a sock, something like that.”
However, there was one scene in particular which got fans wondering how true his bulge was on set:
“Everything is mine. All mine!” he exclaimed.
Meanwhile, he explained that he and co-star Manos have formed a bond off-screen too: “The fact that we get along is great for the series and the scenes because you already have a certain intimacy, a certain chemistry.”
Isaiah Rashad’s intro video at Coachella: “The purpose of doing that was to embarrass him. However, that backfired. When his video leaked, his dreams and everything went up.” pic.twitter.com/xnPUzuftmT
Rashad, after emerging, spoke directly to the audience: “I see all the messages and all that shit, all the positivity. Y’all kept me alive these last couple months, so we’re going to keep this shit running.”
Either Brazilians have far less strict moderators when it comes to social media or they just really love to push the boundaries. Just yesterday we reported on the TikToker who flashed his hard-on multiple times during an Instagram Live, and today it’s a YouTuber gone rogue.
HMC Pedro – who has racked up around 465k followers on the app – took to his stories to “increase engagement” by posting fully naked snaps of himself… that’ll do it.
So he gave fans a full feast, with views from the back and the front.
We’re not sure how long the images stayed stayed online for, but as always we got the receipts.
Being a member of the Drag Race Pit Crew – where the weekly uniform is usually nothing bigger than a pair of JJ Malibu’s – certainly requires you to be at particular level of comfort with your body.
And as a requirement, Juanma Lopez, a stud adding some muscle to the España franchise, has it in spades.
Showing off way more than you’d ever see on Drag Race, Lopez poses for a fully nude shoot below.
Oscar Issac is doing things to the gay community again. This time, instead of fluttering their fannies with his dick-baring TV roles, or fluttering their fannies by giving them permission to call him daddy, he’s fluttering their fannies by sitting amongst them in bars watching the Drag Race finale.
In what sounds like a fever dream to most (a surreal wet dream to drinkers at Metropolitan Bar, Brooklyn), the actor was filmed on his wife Elvira Lind’s Instagram stories in a sea of gays watching the season 4 winner take the crown.
Oscar Isaac attended a viewing party for the season finale of Rupaul’s Drag Race at a gay bar in Brooklyn. pic.twitter.com/4e9sl16fhx
Isaac has previously shown his love on Drag Race during an interview with IGN with his Triple Frontier co-star Pedro Pascal where they fan-girled over the show and specifically Monét X Change.
just thinking about the time oscar and pedro started talking about drag race half way through a triple frontier livestream interview as if no one else was in the room and they didn't have their own movie to promote pic.twitter.com/2uwW99Mrnd
The new list of the Top Ten Celebrity Shower Scenes With Penises is here, and we’re celebrating with some hot as f*ck GIFs of these manty-wetting showers. A lot of people don’t know that celebs have shown their penises while taking showers – we’re talking soapy cock fondling! Showers are hot. Penises are hot. And when you combine the two? Movie magic is made boys.
Our personal favorite shot might just be Pierre Perrier and Johan Libéreau in Cold Showers. They casually fondle their soapy junk while showering together in silence. The two boys’ relationship goes beyond just friendship in this homoerotic movie.
We might not need to remind you that Henry Eikenberry flashed his secret gay lover his hairy package in the locker room in Euphoria! But before that, he brazenly bared his fully naked body in the boys’ shower.
Tom Mercier’s Coke can cock. That’s the tweet. This super-hung star actually fluffs out his huge cock on screen in Synonyms… leaving it somehow even bigger. It’s not fully erect, but it will give you what you want.
Samantha catches a glimpse of Gilles Marini’s massive uncut penis as he takes an outdoor shower in the Sex And The City movie. Attention And Just Like That… this is what you’re missing!
Before Louis Hofmann’s star began to rise in Hollywood, he actually gave his friend a passionate handjob in the shower in Center Of My World!
And in the gay Israeli movie Snails In The Rain, it’s more about what you don’t see than what you do. That secretive glimpse you get of another man in the shower is a building block of homosexuality. Sorry!
Finally, The Odd Angry Shot is a retro Australian war movie in which soooo many Aussie men casually shower off together in the great outdoors. They don’t miss a nook or cranny either, damn.
See the rest of the best shower scenes with cock here. April showers bring… penis.
This week’s Man Candy is Leeds’ Lad Jake – although he debates changing his screen name now that he has relocated to London.
Jake tells us how he started his OnlyFans“purely out of boredom” at the start of the pandemic, and now his little NSFW hobby is his full-time job.
“The best part is definitely getting to film with hot guys all over the world,” Jake tells us. And yeah, that is a pretty good job perk, to be fair. “Before starting Only Fans I was travelling abroad maximum twice a year, now I’m in a different place every week meeting guys all over.”
Though he clarifies, “Spanish men are definitely my favourite”.
However, even dream jobs come with some downsides, and in this case Jake says it’s “the negative reaction some people have.”
“I think we’ve come a long way in terms of being pro-sex work however I think it’s still deemed a sub-par profession to a lot of people. A lot of the time I feel like I have to validate my profession and kind of argue it’s a real job.”
Well judging by these photos we’d call it more than just a profession… it’s the Lord’s work.
Curious as to what get Jake’s dick hard, he shared, “I love really hairy guys. The hairier the better for me. As well as big beefy thighs, straight to the front of the queue. Sweat really gets me going too. I love it when a guy has a heavy workout then comes and fucks me after“.
So if you’re down for two workouts in one day…
Although, your heaviest bench doesn’t mean shit if you’ve got no banter. “You could be the hottest guy in the world but if you can’t make me laugh it’s a no from me. Just having a six pack and a big dick isn’t enough.”
Unfortunately for Jake – and his fans – the OnlyFans ban on outdoor content restricts him from sharing some of his most-loved content.
“I filmed with a cruising scene with guy in Krakow a few weeks ago where some other guys got involved too. It was so hot. Just a shame it’s not allowed by OnlyFans.”
Usually the only highlight of rugby is watching the player’s thighs wobble, and while that remains an absolute fact, this rugby match had another watchable moment.
Wiaan Laing, a dancer – and not a teammate of the South African rugby team DHL Stormers – fooled some audience members and ton of people of TikTok when he performed to Beyoncé wearing the team’s kit.
In today’s “Odd things porn stars did” news: faking orgasms.
There’s so much out there on the internet that just leaves us baffled daily; like why JK Rowling feels the need to take to her keyboard every time she has an unsolicited opinion on the lives of trans people, or how YouTuber’s can post their dick pics to Instagram but meme accounts get banned for less, or like why performer Evan Peix felt the need to fake a hands-free orgasm.
As literally anybody who’s cum into contact with jizz before: that consistency ain’t it. I mean, even the performer looked surprised when it landed on him, like he didn’t know his own orgasm was coming.
Or that his friend was about to squeeze the bottle of suntan lotion.
Our question is… why? Since when was having hands-free orgasms in your repetoir part of the OnlyFans requirements.
Evan Peix does use the video to promote his page though – which some followers have branded a “con”.
As a Brit, I’ve never been a huge fan of Jackass, so when writing up the NSFW antics in their most recent film, I was surprised to come across this outdoor jerk-off sesh from cast member Chris Pontius.
While it seems the video is no longer available online, we have been left with some titilating screen shots which show the star spunking onto his own stomach.
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