If you know Steve-O by now, you’ll know that he loves to show off his Jackass, and the front too. You can say you watch the show for the stunts, but we know views would be down if there was no peen.
So if you’ve ever wondered what his pee hole looks like as a close-up, you will wonder no longer. As part of their latest film, the daredevil decided it would be a genius idea to put an entire hive of bees on his dick.
If they know what’s good for them, they’ll be sucking more than blood. I mean, who wants to drink blood when you’re so close to the jizz factory?
The pandemic gave many us chances to start over and often pursue a new career; and honestly, who wants to sit in an office when they can be stroking cocks of the fit and famous all day?
Like many creators, Luke started his OnlyFans during the pandemic, when he adopted the persona Mr Male Massage; well it’s certainly good for SEO.
“I’ve always loved receiving massages and thought it would be something I would be good at. So when the whole world was going though a huge pandemic I thought it was the perfect time to get trained up and become my own boss,” he tells us.
Although Luke practices massages outside of his NSFW platform, he says that his more well-known clientele like Tom Daley didn’t receive the happy ending… Ah Tom, that’s the best bit. He’s also worked with a number of C&C faves: Jake, Josh Moore and Mr Britain.
Regarding what makes a good massage, Luke tells us, “warm up the body with gentle strokes initially before going in with pressure. Get connected and feel the energy. Whether that’s erotic or therapeutic massage. Sometimes the most pleasure can come from the build up.”
So yeah lads, a friendly reminder not to skip foreplay.
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When it comes his favourite client, Luke tells us, “it’s hard to pick one”… we can imagine. “My favourites are the ones where me and the guy have the most sexual chemistry”.
Luke is also married to former Olympian Matthew Mitcham. “We met in Sydney through mutual friends in recovery. We didn’t think much of each other initially, but a year later we saw each other and reconnected”.
If the news that Matt Bomer and Bradley Cooper were going to play gay lovers on the set of their new film Maestro didn’t already have you excited… what about these snaps?
As the pair – both dressed in suits – locked lips, we were hoping this was just an intro to Men.com’s latest film. Also in the park, where many iconic gay kisses take place (see: Cruel Intentions).
Cooper – who is directing the Netflix biopic – plays composer Leonard Bernstein. While throughout most of the film, Cooper is totally unrecognisable in the role, in this scene he plays a younger version of Bernstein.
It’s unclear who Bomer is, and the actors will stay alongside Carey Mullighan who play’s Bernstein’s wife. It’s Cooper’s first directional project since A Star Is Born which racked up eight Oscar noms and gorssed over $430 million.
Cole Sprouse has taken after Kim K and revealed his big ol’ booty.
The Riverdale actor – who has amassed over 32 million followers (woah!) posted a nude to his Instagram feed, with the caption “Good morning to my publicity team”.
Talking of feed, while we’re sure many of his fans would love to tuck into his toosh, the snap wasn’t quite what they’d expected, as Sprouse as clearly edited his ba-donk-a-donk.
Fans taking a closer look noticed that he looked to have some low-hangers on show too.
The World Naked Bike Ride combines the issues of global warming and the fun of exhibitionism, and honestly we can’t praise social causes that include nudity enough.
Especially when they celebrities participate. Augustus Prew, known for his roles in About A Boy, AlmostLove and Kick-Ass 2, was showing what a ride he is as he cycled through London for the event.
The WNBR aims to “deliver a vision of a cleaner, safer, body-positive world.” We wouldn’t have put flapping cocks with helping the environment either, but it certainly works at grabbing media attention each year.
Augustus married his husband Jeffrey Self in 2020.
Each year, environmental-conscious exhibitionists around the world strip off and cycle around the city with all their bits and bobs on show. Yes, the World Naked Bike Ride has become an annual tradition taking place in London, Toronto, Mexico and Brighton, to name a few.
Perhaps you’re too shy to participate, or would just rather spend the day at brunch, well we’ve got a visual recap for you.
Sidebar: has anyone been to these? They must end in an orgy, surely?
If The Boys were looking for publicity from their latest series, they know how to get it.
Our ears definitely pricked up when we heard that Jensen Ackles addition to the cast would include a gay orgy scene; and after the publicity stunt they pulled with Chase Crawford’s bulge, they know that the people gon’ be talking.
Eric Dane probably didn’t realise just how much his role as Nate Jacobs dad in Euphoria was going to titilate the queer community.
The former-Grey’s Anatomy actor has had his “own” anatomy on display in the hit teen drama; once in the pilot episode showing his erection, and another scene which saw him waving his dick around for nearly seven minutes. (Both scenes – shown below – used prosthetics).
Now, Dane is speaking to Andy Cohen about how the role has impacted his DMs.
“Listen, Andy, that is a dark alley that I don’t go down alone,” Dane explained. “I get lots of dick pics.” Stunned, Cohen asked if Dane also receives “stuff” from women as well. “No, I get dick pics,” the actor retorted. “I think that guys now assume that I’m going the other way [because of ‘Euphoria’], which is fine. I’ve seen a lot of ugly penises. I’ve seen a lot of pretty ones.”
Although he did specify at the end that he doesn’t open them anymore.
David C began his OnlyFans on Boxing Day last year after asking his Instagram followers whether he should start one or not (honestly, who would vote ‘no’?)
And while he’s enjoying the ride, he does explain that adult content creation isn’t without its faults.
“It’s actually a fair bit of work! I initially thought it would be easy to churn out some content and just take pictures, but I found out rather quickly that it takes a lot of marketing, idea brainstorming, talking to other guys, matching calendars, and being your own customer service representative.”
So you’d be wearing more hats than just top or bottom. He adds, “I think a lot of people also don’t realise that you don’t make a shit tonne of money immediately. It takes a lot of grafting”.
On top of that, there’s no sick pay. So David feels the need to ask his fans to be patient while he goes in for surgery on his shoulder this week. “But there will be plenty of one-handed solo content in a sling coming your way…” he laughs.
His hottest hook-up to date is with Rogan Richards.
“We literally fucked for hours and had cut it down to the film it is now. It’s a great scene, and was actually the first one I ever did. Rogan and I made good friends after that, and we still hang out to this day!”
While he enjoys hooking up with other creators, David says he’s actually more active when the cameras aren’t rolling.
“It’s really hard to link up with other actors and get the dates right in each of our calendars. Plus, loads of people are flaky and it’s really annoying. While filming on camera is hot, there’s something about an organic meeting that just is above the rest for me.”
His advice to young gay considering starting an OnlyFans?
“You have to really want to do it, and you shouldn’t do it if you’re going to half-ass it”.
“Understand that it’s not going to be your main source of income, at least for a while, and you get out exactly how much you put in, and be nice to everyone else in the industry.”
“Yes, it’s daunting to have your nudes and videos available online, but I’m sure we’ve all sent 10 times more ourselves to people on Grindr…”
It was Queensland vs State of Origin (Blues) on Wednesday last week, but yet all anyone was talking about were the player’s wardrobe malfunctions. Although, as a C&C reader you already know this is the best part of sports.
One of the Queensland’s players were fortunate enough to have James Tedesco’s bubble butt in their face at one point. And we don’t use the term ‘bubble’ lightly.
It happened a number of times throughout the match, leading fans to speculate that the Blues may need some tighter strings, but if you’re asking us, we think they’re just fine.
American footballer Tom Brady has just launched his own sportswear brand Brady Brand. And while promoting its first underwear line, Brady promised fans he’d recreate the shoot of the models wearing the boxer briefs if the tweet reached 40k.
“Unrelated but can you guys send me some more of the socks”, he joked.
The post did in fact reach over 50k, and now there’s a ton of people eagerly awaiting these pics.
However, one fan wanted more than just pics. (Well, probably all of them did, but only one of them spoke up about it).
“If this reply gets 40,000 likes will you fly me out and hand deliver me a pair of game worn underwear”, Greg requested.
Now, Brady is never going to fly out and hand deliver a pair of worn underwear like some filthy PostMates. But he did agree to send a pair of undies, “Pick a colour Greg”.
Not before rightly asking, “what’s wrong with you people?”
You’ve probably seen the porn ads now that demonstrate technology which allows you to replace a porn actors face with that of another person, simply by uploading a picture.
We’ve no idea how legit the ads are, but the realism of deep fakes is definitely progressing.
This one shows Avenger Chris Pratt splooging for his computer webcam.
Bi-racial Irish hunk Daryl McCormack is the boy toy we didn’t know we needed until we saw the new Hulu Original Film Good Luck to You, Leo Grande. Daryl plays the titular sex worker who is hired by widowed teacher Emma Thompson to help her have her first orgasm in her sixties.
Ninety minutes into this sometimes hilarious, sometimes touching flick, Daryl McCormack gives us our first look ever at his sculpted thirty year old ass while banging Thompson from behind up against a wall! The real treat comes after the sex, however, when we get a look at Daryl’s dangling dingaling and healthy thatch of pubes as he walks around the room!
With a dick that nice, it’s obvious that Daryl McCormack doesn’t need Good Luck!
“What do your parents think?” has to be one of the most common questions OnlyFans creators and adult film stars get asked… and fortunately, there are many accepting parents out there.
As reported by The Sword, in the case on Drew Valentino, he found that his father had even gone as far as to create some custom apparel.
“Earlier this year I decided to come out to my family ….again. Although this time about being in the adult movie industry,” wrote the acclaimed performer on Instagram. “HUGE relief to find that my entire family supportive and even excited for me. I flew home for Father Day’s and my dad was wearing this shirt.”
He then offered a mass response to those saying his dad was attractive. The first being that his dad “was always that stereotypical, fit baseball jock”, so we presume we he means the guys who bullied us at school. And the second, that “rumour has it, I get some very specific genetics from him #BDE”.
Maybe it’s just us, but the idea of talking about ‘life father like son’ at the dinner table in relation to knob size, just seems like a unusual tradition.
WATCH: Step-son catches step-dad jerking off and watches
Eight paratroopers are under investigation, and hundreds were banned from NATO deployment when a video surfaced last week of an orgy at the barracks involving a civilian woman.
The woman – who the gays would probably brand “an icon” – had been snuck into the barracks as many as 31 times over the past five months, according to The Times of London.
Question: how safe are the bases of our armed forces if Becky with the Good Pussy can sneak in over 30 times?
And perhaps she’d have continued to do it if the event wasn’t caught on camera. Well, you can’t blame a lady for wanting to capture her achievements on film. How else will she show the grandkids?
Sir Patrick Sanders, told his generals and commanding officers in a letter he would not “risk the mission or the reputation of the British army” by sending the troops abroad. Well, I know think sending them abroad would risk their reputation; dumping loads on Jessica’s face, perhaps.
Although no crime was actually committed, Sanders said the video appeared to “denigrate women” and was not in-line with the army’s values.
“My message to the army is clear – our license to operate is founded on trust and confidence and we must hold ourselves to the highest standards,” Sanders wrote. He added that “such behavior is unacceptable, corrosive and detrimental to the army’s reputation,” according to The Times.
Well, you now have the opportunity to own a personal item belonging to the star; a bedazzled jockstrap that was a gift from a fan. Along with some other Elvis collectibles, its being auction off by Paul Fraser.
“[It’s] Extravagant. Absurd. Sexually potent. This rhinestone-studded jockstrap is pure Elvis Presley,” said Daniel Wade, Paul Fraser representative. “I’m sure the new owner won’t be able to resist wearing it out on a Saturday night — the Elvis magic will work wonders, I’m certain.”
Wear it out on a Saturday night? Sir, if a man is paying $36k for a jockstrap that belonged to one of the influential and prominent figures in the history of music, I better not see him wearing it down The Hoist.
Wade added. “This is a rare opportunity to own an intimate piece of the King.”
But did Elvis actually wear it? Fans botch together gifts for celebrities all the time, but if the celebrity in question never touched or used them, are we just paying the mortgage of a house for a fan-made brick-a-brack?
Dan Benson, most known for his role as Zeke on Wizards of Waverly Place, is all grown up now and he’s waving a different kind of wand. Definitely not one you’d see on the Disney Channel.
Many teens move from their hit kid shows onto bigger productions for Hollywood, but Benson decided to be his own producer and make dirty amateur videos of him jerking off instead.
Free Fall is a 2013 German gay drama that paved the way for movies like God’s Own Country and the recently-released Firebird. The sexy actor Hanno Koffler stars as a husband to a pregnant wife, when he falls for another man while away at a police training camp. What happens at police training camp, stays at police training camp!
That other man is none other than Sense8 star Max Reimelt. Free Fall doesn’t shy away from intimate depictions of gay love, and the sex scene here truly is hard to beat. Koffler and Reiment cuddle up in a sunbeam to lovingly explore each other’s bodies. Koffler penetrates Reimelt from behind for some passionate anal sex. We can even peek Reimelt’s famous big cock!
However we get an even better look at Reimelt’s penis in a shower scene. He joins a bunch of fully naked men, and let’s just say some of them must have left that shower feeling mighty jealous. Or horny. This is a gay police training camp after all. We’re loving all of the gay sex and hung cock in Free Fall, so we turned the best scenes into GIFs so you don’t have to! Max Reimelt is free, free ballin’!
