You’re born naked, and the rest is drag. Right? Well Milk has almost retreated to his days as a newborn, wearing next to nothing in the January issues of Gay Times.

While we’re not quite sure if Milk was sporting a meaty tuck or going or au natural, fans were certainly thirsty for a glass of Milk. The comments on Ru Paul’s Drag Race Family’s Facebook post, included one GIF that stated: “I swear to God, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now.”

Milk has earned a reputation as the ‘hottest drag race queen, out of drag” – and with that body-ody-ody, you can see why.

Starring in this season of All Stars, Milk was working Muscle Mary realness for the promo, and we’re excited to see what he brings when the show starts, Jan 25th, VH1.

We’re all making resolutions towards becoming a better, newer, less-accident prone us. Although reality star Kirk Norcross showed no signs of giving up thirst-trapping his fans.

In fact, The Only Way Is Grey Sweatpants in his latest gym selfie, where the former club-owner flaunted a little more than his ‘dad bod’. And his followers were quick to notice, a flurry of ‘yum’s and ‘look at that bulge’ responded to his Tweet.

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Anyway, we know Kirk far too well to know this was an accident (not to mention his bulge was causing a stir only a few weeks back). In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if he was subtly encouraging fans to look for that webcam vid of his. 

My #2018goals to get rid of my dad belly and to get my old shape back! pic.twitter.com/f5FmxAT10A

— Kirk Norcross (@kirk_official) January 1, 2018

While many of us are making resolutions to hit the gym more in the new year, Marky Mark clearly doesn’t need to jump on the bandwagon.

The former-Calvin Klein model proved he’s winning the fight against ‘dad bod’, and at 43, we take our hats – and underwear – off to him. Of course, it helps that he’s become the ripped physique of nutrition brand Performance Inspired.

And he took to the beach in Barbados to show off the results:

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Wahlberg, who became internationally renowned for his runway crotch-grab clearly doesn’t need to grab his junk to catch our attention. (And besides, we’ve got a pair of very willing hands).

You can catch Mark this season in Daddy’s Home 2. Unfortunately, it’s not nearly as boner-inducing as the title may lead you to believe.

She may have given up her role as Buffy many moons ago, but Sarah Michelle Gellar is still slaying years later; although this time it’s motherhood, not vampires.

The mum-of-two, and wife to snack Freddie Prinze Jnr, took both her little ones along on a manicure run, and had both of their nails painted too. SMG, 40, shared the story of her son Rocky’s treatment, captioning it “We match!” on her Insta-story.

The actress has since received an abundance of praise for  since the story went viral.

Anyone familiar with Ryan Reynolds Twitter account will know that he’s a pro at social media, and constantly

And now he’s got involved of a gay ol’ game of ‘who would you rather’. After joking about settling an argument between him and priest over which Kardashians are pregnant, one of his followers flipped the tables and asked Blake Lively’s beau to settle an argument about the Chris’ of Hollywood.

only if you can settle an argument with me and my friends. Which Chris is hotter, Hemsworth, Pratt, or Evans?

— Team Negan (@Septicookies) January 2, 2018

Replying to the question, Reynolds gave the only logical answer, because how you ever choose?!

When ordering ice cream, I like to get all three scoops. https://t.co/6H13DgssrG

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 2, 2018

I mean, could you imagine? Like, put a cushion over your lap, take a second and do it. Now all we need is a script… Bel Ami, we’re looking at you.

And, you can’t forget the garnish:

And of course, some Pine nuts generously sprinkled on top.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 2, 2018

Pietro Boselli is semi… see-through:

Jeremy Meeks posed shirtless (SURPRISE!):

K J Apa takes the trash out:

Luke Evans posed on the beach.

Gus Kenworthy flashed his buns for the New Rear Year:

Greg Rutherford got BACK:

Ricky Martin and Jwan Yosef sunbathe:

David McIntosh jumped for joy:

Love Island’s Alex, clearly ate NOTHING over the Xmas period:

The Only Way is Essex‘s Mike Hassini was also ready to ‘work bitch’:

Most of us have probably got some aunty/uncle/backward cousin that doesn’t approve of our lifestyle. But when Arkee E. a pansexual writer was confronted by his, via text, he took it upon himself to respond accordingly.

Arkee E. had written an article “Losing My Father to Toxic Masculinity and Trying to Recover My Broken Spirit,” for Afropunk, which his ‘traditionalist’ aunty came across.

After asking if he was gay, Arkee E. states: “I didn’t cuss her out. I really am growing into a better person.”

In the exchange he responds to his aunty: “While you’re worrying about my sexuality and what God is and isn’t okay with, you are shacking up with a whole married man in your house, and you’re not even divorced from your first husband”.

So my aunt tried it, and I think I handled myself fine. I didn’t cuss her out. I really am growing into a better person. pic.twitter.com/XASylDTK4o

— Arkee E. (@snacktavist) December 28, 2017

But when she dropped the F- bomb, she wasn’t even READY for his read:

I had to read her ass. I guarantee you she won’t call anyone else a faggot ever again. Ol’ shake-and-go wig wearing hag. pic.twitter.com/YCAAnPCVfa

— Arkee E. (@snacktavist) December 28, 2017

It reads:

Listen here, you saggy old, uneducated former drug-addict who had her children taken away twice: You cannot judge anyone. You walked down a dangerous path, collected every sexually transmitted infection that you can, and one day decided to put on an ashy ass wig and become a woman of God.

You’re absolutely nothing. You are a disgusting old homophobe that’ll drop her shit-stained panties for any guy that smiles at you, whether they’re missing teeth or not.

And yes, I do like men. And also, the guys I go for run rings around the guys you bring home every Saturday night, right before you run to church every Sunday and act like you do no wrong.

You can’t comment on anyone’s sexuality either, sweetie. At one point in time, you was licking and sucking on clits to pay for crack instead of taking care of your children, that’s why they got taken away twice — not once, but twice.

You’re an unfit mother, an unfit grandmother, an unfit aunty, an unfit sister, an unfit pet owner and an unfit human being altogether.

Stop worrying about my lifestyle and worry about how you’re going to remove the crows feet from underneath your eyes and the potholes on your face from your meth era, Pastor Dusty Wig. Bye, ugly.

OH. MY.

When Arkee E. told his mother about the exchange, she responded: ‘Why didn’t you tell her to find her dentures before running her mouth?”

And that, is how it’s done. 

Isn’t that one of the worst dilemmas on the gay scene, when you and your friend both fall for the same guy. Ugh, I’ll scratch a bitches eyes right out just for talking to the man I saw first.

But, it seems the problem isn’t just restricted to us queens! Will and Grace finds themselves at an impasse (that’s French, for ‘cock block’) when they discover they’ve both been boinking the same guy for three WEEKS.

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Listen, we’re not hating, but didn’t they already do this episode? When pastry chef stuck his rolling pin in Karen, and then smashed Will’s dough, before whippin’ up Rosie?

Anyway, it’s WAG, so we’re looking forward to it regardless! And note: 2 Golden Globe nommies!!

(“I’d say Globe was a little generous”).

Check out the trailer below:

[H/t: Instinct]

What we love about Michael Henry’s videos is the way he takes a serious topic (or at least a topic that so many people take seriously) and make light of it.

In this video, he asks his friends not to refer to him using female pronouns, which naturally touches on the fragile masculinity debate, and the ‘you’re what’s wrong with the gay community’ name-calling we frequently hear.

Not to mention, the two ‘fishy’ friends perfectly portray the OTT delusional gays of the scene.

(Btw, are they just having a picnic by a dumpster?)

Drag Race alumni Courtney Act was caught with her skirt off last night when she entered the Celebrity Big Brother house, appearing to have the MUVVA of all wardrobe malfunctions.

The reality star seemed to trip on her own skirt, whipping it off to show her cling film tuck to the world.

But was it a genuine malfunction or has Courtney been court in a PR stunt? Well, it is a little conspicuous how the skirt fell off and landed in her hand:

Also it seems that none of Channel 5’s cameras actually caught the moment head-on. Or at least, they’re not showing it to us. Why you gotta censor a bit of cellotape for?

Add to that and Courtney’s expression didn’t exactly look natural. What it looked like was a drag queen trying really hard to act surprised at the fact she’s pulled her own skirt off.

I mean, she’s fishy as fuck, but she’s hardly Viola Davis. Sorry girl, Act by name – not necessarily by nature.

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Either way, Act made sure that even if she doesn’t win, she was on the front page of every tabloid. With full tuck shop on display. That’s a first if ever there was one.

Imagine making history for being the first tuck on live television.

Now, while Courtney untucks in the CBB house, the rest of the world will deliberate.

While it goes without saying that the students of Riverdale High are wrestling with a lot of emotions, in the next episode they take to wrestling each other. And we’re OK with that.

Protagonist and fan fave Archie, (K J Apa) manages to keep his shirt on in this scene, but writers have managed to ensure that he continues turns on every gay guy tuned in.

You can practically smell the sexual tension and teenage pheromones.

Gay character Kevin (Casey Cott) also sports a slinky lycra ensemble, but we feel like he probably just brought one from his closet.

Veronica’s dad, Harim, (Mark Consuelos) also gets in on the action when him an Archie grapple until one of them pins the other down. Hmm, we think we’ve seen this episode on Sean Cody. Although, who would be complaining about close contact with Mr. Lodge?

Last year the tabloids released a story saying that Tom Daley has not only been caught cock-handed, but flashing the goods to a man that wasn’t his husband.

Although this seemed to be no revelation to Dustin, who assured everyone that they’re relationship was totally fine. (PHEW! Whatever would we have done?)

Images that were previously released showed the Olympic diver in bed grabbing his bulge. Raunchy, eh? But as nothing further came out of the story, and seal-tight secrets in the media are rarer than blood diamonds, it was questioned whether it was all a PR-stunt.

Although, right here and now on this day, it seems that perhaps it was not a headlining-grabbing scheme, as pics have popped up on Tumblr showing Daley with his Olympic ring in the air.

Not exactly explicit… and it’s a hot pic. We say own it! 

River Viiperi shaves his head and looks fit af:

Ricky Martin has a (naked) moment in Vegas:

Cameron Dallas freed the nipple:

Ex On The Beach’s Brandon Myers soaps up:

Justin Bieber got MORE ink:

Love Island’s Theo Campbell relived his summer days:

Dacre Montgomery flaunts his abs on his IG story:

Love Island‘s Kem gets sweaty for Attitude:

The man who holds the World Record for the largest penis could soon be stripped of his title after being exposed as a fake. Roberto Esquivel Cabrera who boasted an 18.9″ wang is said to really have a 6″-er (and a whole lotta foreskin). Now if that’s not the epitome of a dickfish…

The radiologist, Dr Jesus Pablo Gil Muro, who examined Roberto claims he became suspicious when Roberto refused to remove his bandages.

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“When he came here to do a CT scan, my first impression was that it was a unique and unusual case. I had never seen a patient like Roberto,” he claims.

“What the CT scan showed was that there is a very large foreskin. It goes just before the knee.

But the penis itself is about 16 to 18cm from the pubis.”

I’ll take the turtle neck in an extra large please. 

“The rest of the tissue found there is just foreskin, blood vessels, and some inflammation of the skin.”

It later emerged that Roberto has told a psychiatrist that he’d been stretching his penis with weights since he was a teenager, and was “obsessed” with penis length.

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Equally weird Jonah Falcon (the man with the world’s second largest penis, 13.5″) explained on TV show Well Hung: Living With The World’s Largest Penis, how his is bigger. We’ve heard playground arguments with more substance.

He told The Sun: “His penis isn’t 19inches. Doctors have acknowledged this and said he could have a normal sex life if he is essentially circumcised.”

Peruvian chef, viral sensation and all-round sexpot Franco Noriega is used to making mouth-watering meals, but we’re guessing none of them are as delectable as he is.

Most educated chefs can make a meal out of anything, but in this case, Noriega only needed a pot of honey and those washboard abs. Although we’re guessing it’s not the first time he’s has sticky substances all over his torso. *Giggle*

We’d normally check the nutritional info before we tuck into a snack, but we’re ready to pull off the wrapping and lick away.

Check out the video below:

Franco Noriega covered in honey pic.twitter.com/RGz5JWqpxA

— Cocktails & Cocktalk (@cocktalk_blog) January 10, 2018

You may remember Justin Hartley in Revenge, and we had a thing for him then – while it may be a new year, but nothing has changed with regards to our hard-on for Hartley.

His latest role sees him flaunting his toned physique (PRAISE THE LAWD! He certainly looks better out of clothes), in A Bad Mom’s Christmas. If we were a mom, we’d be gettin’ real bad up in Santa’s grotto.

Henny, it may be January right about now, but all our Christmas’ done come at once. Well, if it was his real bulge – which we suspect it’s not. BOO, YOU WHORE.

Mhmm, put us on the naughty list!

It’s nearly 20 years later, and people are still attempting to smash the glass ceiling on gender norms, but back in the day Brad Pitt caused a stir when he posed for Rolling Stone magazine (1999) wearing a variety of dresses.

We’re gagged at the fusion of masculine and feminine in these photos. His physique and form stay true to his male identity, while his attire is drawn from what would be considered (and much more so in the 90s) a female’s wardrobe.

Note also: no wigs, make-up or heels, so he’s not in “drag” (not full drag anyway) which, even by today’s standards, sees him non-conform.

Btw, totally wanting that face contraption.

Shot by Mark Seligar

One Direction may have gone in different directions but that doesn’t mean that we’ve stopped keeping tabs on them. Especially the tattooed one with the biggest bank account.

Zayn Malik turns 25 today, so naturally we’ve compiled his sexiest hottest moments. Including his shirtless cover from Fader, the seductive shots from Complex mag, and some creeper bulge shots. Naturally. (And then there’s those alleged snaps).

After bringing out an album last year, stans are eagerly awaiting new music, but we’re just awaiting more shoots like these. Rumours have popped up that, he may be ready to engage model girlfriend Gigi Hadid; we’d rather see his ring on our finger tbh.

She shot to fame as a contestant on Ru Paul’s Drag Race, and even made the Top 3. I mean, we wouldn’t have figured her as a top, but could Courtney Act be set to finally snatch a crown?

The fishy queen is apparently bookies favourite to win Celebrity Big Brother. Act, who had a minor wardrobe malfunction when entering the house has showed fans a different side to her than they have previously seen.

Most people are familiar with Courtney as her drag alter ego, but with cameras on them 24/7, she has frequently been seen out of drag, as Shane, and not playing a character. She has since been praised for eloquently outlining the sexuality and gender scale.

[RELATED: Courtney Act Ramps Up the Sex in ‘Body Parts’ Video]

As well as for standing up against trans housemate Irania (?) or whatever, who apparently has a fear of drag queens; despite having worn a wig and make-up before her transition. (We’re not conflating the two by any means, just struggling to see where exactly the phobia lies).

After India whinged about being part of our (LGBT) community, Courtney put her in place, stating:

“The LGBT community has allowed you to be here to have this voice.

The trans people were such a small part, one to three percent. And by lobbying, essentially, with the L, G and the B, and from 1969 to now, we now have an environment [where you] can be a news reader.”

Viewers have also been loving her flirtatious bond with hunky Andrew Brady. Well, who doesn’t love to see a straight man fall off the heterosexual wagon? *Cackle*

Act has support rallying around her from fellow queens Bianca Del Rio, Adore Delano and of course, the most iconic drag queen of all, Michelle Visage.

And naturally, the guys at C&C Towers are right behind her too! Just how she likes it

Ryan Murphy is back doing what he does best! Creating enthralling and entertaining TV? Um, sure. But we were actually referring to his gift that keeps of giving: celebrity male nudity.

American Horror Story was great for that, and his new venture American Crime Story doesn’t disappoint either. Not only has he cast Latin heartthrob Ricky Martin and GLEE hunk Darren Criss; but he’s got them out cloth. He must spend so little of his budget on the wardrobe department.

[RELATED: Here’s Ricky Martin in a Tiny Green Speedo, and You’re Welcome]

The show was recently slammed by Versace family as “total fiction”. Whatever. Like anyone he’s for the ‘true story’ aspect.

Darren Criss recently drew attention for teensie red speedos, (before kindly removing them). And we have to say, we definitely prefer him without them.

I mean, he may be the killer, but we’d stab him