Rapper The Game is returned for the only thing he’s good at these days: posting bulge pics. (No tea, but it’s not like he’s dropped any music in recent years).

In a mixed-message post, The Game suggests his selfie is: “Just a regular n**** with new fitness goals. If one person is motivated, my job is done,” while simultaneously suggesting that men who look at the picture are gay.

“[important message: any male looking at this photo for .0 seconds is sus af]”.

Sus = suspect = gay.

So if you want to motivate men – but don’t want them to look at your junk – why would you post the two in one photo? Also, why feel the need to mention it at all? Like picking up a microphone at a party and telling everyone you’re not gay when nobody asked. Sounds a little SUS if you ask us.

While the comment itself isn’t explicitly homophobic, his decision to pen it and call out men who are ‘sus’/gay, is.

And while we’re here: if your goal is motivating just one person, why not send them down the polling station instead of the gym?

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It ain’t Monday & it damn sho ain’t Friday… no hashtags. Just a regular nigga with new fitness goals. If one person is motivated, my job is done. #HappyTuesday yall. [important message: any male looking at this picture longer than .0 seconds is sus af] okay ladies where were we #GetARealManOrShutUp

A post shared by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Oct 9, 2018 at 4:24pm PDT

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Jennifer Saunders, one half of Absolutely Fabulous comedy duo Edie and Pats, is putting her pen to paper again.

SFTU! OMG! I know right! While being interviewed at the Cheltenham Literature Festival by John Plowman (the shows original producer), Saunders confessed: “I am thinking at the moment of writing a little something.”

But Saunders was well-aware that Johanna Lumley and herself, are older now than before: “It has to be age-appropriate otherwise we’d have to be in wheelchairs basically.”

Wheelchairs. Walkers. Blue Rinses. We will STILL watch.

Although the original series only endured three seasons, its popularity has prompted several revivals, the most recent of which (2016) saw dozens of big-name celebrities make cameo appearances.

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Jon Hamm is pretty over all of this Hammaconda talk, it seems. The actor would rather eat a bull’s testicle (literally!) than disclose exactly how big it actually is.

Hamm found himself playing Spill Your Guts Or Fill Your Guts with talk show host James Corden recently, where guests are asked uncomfortable questions and will either answer, or eat/drink something naaaaasty! And we’re talking worse than Russel Brand’s body fluids.

Corden – around the 12:00 mark – broaches the subject of Jon’s Hammaconda which has been subject to internet gossip for years; asking him to give a hand gesture to represent its size.

Turns out Hamm would rather remain a man of mystery. Well, except for when he leaves the house going commando. Or talking about it.

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While most of us would be scared shitless about stepping into a tank full of sharks, one Canadian man straight up backflipped into the water and offered them the tackle.

Ripley’s Aquarium in Toronto was treated to the show, where stunned onlookers watched the naked man breaststroke amongst the creatures before being escorted out and away by staff.

One guy shouts, “Way to go, dumbfuck!” But did he die though? 

Check out the semi-NSFW (you do see peen) below:

[H/t: Instinct]

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It wasn’t even two years ago since Playgirl stopped printing, which at the time reportedly only had 3,000 subscribers. Now with all the dick pics flying around and OnlyFans shit, we find that *hard* to believe. But perhaps they just weren’t producing the dick that the masses wanted to see… like Tyson Beckford back in 1999.

There’s barely any photos of the shoot laying around the web, but hey, you know us… pass our monocle and put us to work, sis.

We gotchu ONE photo. But it’s worth it…

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In a world where we call people out regularly for their privileges, YouTuber Michael Henry takes the moment to address pretty privilege. The tongue-in-cheek video mocks those who won the DNA lottery and have clearly struggled in life ever since…

Pretty privilege is “what happens when you have a really great face, a full head of hair, sexy eyebrows, tight ass, quarter-size nipples, 8-inch penis. They’re the traits that gay men unanimously like.”

Apparently! It leads to taxing dilemmas like never having to be interviewed for jobs and being invited to sex parties that you don’t have time to attend.

Check out the hilarious clip below:

FYI: Those tank tops are HIDEOUS. Y’all bitches may be pretty but nobody wants a man dressed a H&M mannequin.

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It can be an exciting life as cabin crew, getting to fly all over the world, but this Delta Airways employee just bought himself a one-way ticket to unemployment, after he was caught giving out more than an extra pillow.

He was off-duty, but still wore a full uniform and his lanyard while he was filmed performing oral sex on porn star Austin Wolf. Yes, filmed! The porn star posted two videos to Twitter of the trolly dolly servicing him, before standing up and spreading them cheeks.

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#tbt Summertime !

A post shared by Austin Wolf (@austinwolfff) on Aug 3, 2018 at 4:07am PDT

Delta Airways found the videos on Twitter, (we’re guessing that was his nosey co-worker Sharon) and launched an investigation. They apparently spent eight minutes in the toilet together, (which is twice as long as any of my ex’s), but the flight attendant claims in all of those eight minutes, he had no idea he was being filmed!

When the MailOnline reached out to Wolf for comment, he said: “I just want to be left alone please, I’m just trying to get my life back on track.”

JUST LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, OK?!

The videos have been removed, but now the airline is apparently looking into a ‘revenge porn’ case. Umm… do they know how revenge porn works?! Wolf had nothing to avenge, sis. He was just boasting on socials. If anything, it’d be unlawful surveillance or something like that.

Damn, one queen out of a job, another potentially in court – that must’ve been some eight minutes. But hey, maybe it’ll all *blow* over.

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Heartthrob of the moment Noah Centineo is knocking it out of the park at the moment, featuring in hit Netflix shows like To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before and Sierra Burgess Is A Loser. His fanbase of teenage girls has sky-rocketed as a result.

After seeing this snap of his Otter ass we reckon he’ll have all the Bears after him too.

As far as we can uncover, the pic was taken from a friend’s Instagram story, but we can’t clarify the details on when/where. If anybody knows, feel free to drop it out on socials. But we’re guessing you’re really not that fussed about the date and time as much as you are the bend and spread.

And you can revisit that NSFW video (we did) here.

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I’m not even lying when I say my nipples got hard at the intro of this song.

Zayn is HERE to steam up your windows. And then slip a finger in. Only kidding, as direct as it would be for his new track Fingers, to be about fingering, it’s actually about… texting. Oh.

But it’s still super sexual.

“I’ve been fucked and I want ya, I can’t even text ya
‘Cause my fingers ain’t broken, but my heart is.”

The song, which reflects on a lost love, has fans wondering if it’s actually about Harry Styles, as Zayn is still dating Gigi Hadid.

Well when you close your eyes and slide your hand into your undies, it can be about whoever you want, mmmkeerrr.

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A guy from North Dakota, who was allegedly off his nut on Crystal Meth ruined a church’s mass in epic fashion recently, when he jumped into the holy fountain butt naked, while parishioners were part-way through a service.

Zachary Burdick, 21, was spotted earlier in the day by officials trying to bless people with The Book of Mormon, and was asked to leave.  But Burdick returned, this time without a thread of clothing, and hopped into the holy fountain. Well, we’ve all felt like we’ve needed a baptism after a sesh at one point, but we’re not sure it would have washed away any of his sin when there was a church full of onlookers.

He then walked down the aisle and tossed himself off. If that was part of the weekly service we think they’d attract a different kind of crowd. Officials then called the police and Burdick was arrested.

Burdick, who was arrested for ingestion of meth, criminal mischief and indecent exposure, describes himself as a “rapper, producer [and] songwriter” on his Facebook page. Well, we already knew he was an all-round entertainer but he left out UNHOLY LEGEND.

As for the now non-holy water: the church will drain, sterilize and re-bless it.

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It’s reported that the chiefs of Delta Airways are in ‘damage control’ mode following the leak of a sex tape which was filmed onboard their plane, featuring a member of their staff and a gay porn star.

Earlier this week, the story broke that a trolly dolly for Delta had slipped off into the bathroom with prolific adult actor Austin Wolf for eight minutes of NSFW fun.

While the investigation continues, and the original video was removed from Twitter, Delta are reportedly struggling to keep the x-rated tape [NSFW] under wraps as it continues to pop-up on various porn and Tumblr sites.

Delta has released a statement: “This video does not reflect the standards of professionalism expected of our employees while representing the Delta brand or travelling as passengers on Delta aircraft.”

Hey, they’re about to get a SURGE in gay passengers if they think felatio comes with the price of the plane ticket.

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Jace and Jake Graff are identical twins from Georgia. And while most identical twins will attest that their bond is unlike any other, the Graff twins are even more alike than most.

While many may share interests, clothes and even boyfriends (yes, we’ve seen it!), the Graff twins shared a sense of gender identification that differed from the one they were born with. Both born as girls, the twins were well aware that they were boys.

“It’s like being in prison except it’s in your own body,” Jack told Fox 5. “And the older I got, the harder it was to swallow. And I was like, can’t do this for the rest of my life, I just can’t do it.”

[RELATED: This Beautiful Woman Transition into a Stunning Guy, Now Wants to Smash Stereotypes]

Both twins began hormone treatment at the same time, and after sharing a womb are now sharing the journey of transitioning. A time that is unarguably confusing and difficult for any trans person, and so they recognise the beauty is having each other:

“I feel like we’ve saved each other from a lot of really dark and depressing moments,” Jace said.

“Sometimes, I wonder if he wasn’t here, if I would have been by myself, if I would have had suicidal thoughts. I’m not saying I would have, but it’s very possible. I would have been most definitely alone.”

The pair presented as female until they left high school, when Jack cut his hair and said ‘fuck this’ to his false self. And now they have ‘male’ on their driving licenses, making their change feel more official.

[H/t: LGBTQ Nation]

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Channel 5 bosses announced before this series of Big Brother, the show – nor its Celebrity version – will be returning to their network  – after months of prolonged rumours. While we’ve heard through the grapevine that the OG reality show will be returning on ITV, we’ve taken the opportunity of the end of this current era, to round-up the show’s raunchiest moments.

Because if nothing else, it gave us some amateur celebrity nakedness on a Tuesday night.

Here are some of the NSFW highlights, or view the entire thread on Twitter.

Alex Cannon's buns pic.twitter.com/cC4FV8ioI9

— Cocktails & Cocktalk (@cocktalk_blog) October 20, 2018

Calum Best's butt: pic.twitter.com/nsAi0cXIv4

— Cocktails & Cocktalk (@cocktalk_blog) October 20, 2018

Lewis Bloor again… #CBB pic.twitter.com/k1t4exo2QU

— Cocktails & Cocktalk (@cocktalk_blog) October 20, 2018

Jeremy McConnell trying to get this tube open in a tiny pair of white boxer/briefs pic.twitter.com/3I9CKX9WEV

— Cocktails & Cocktalk (@cocktalk_blog) October 20, 2018

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American villain Donald Trump may have been preoccupied fighting off heroes like Stormy Daniels and Dr. Ford, but he’s still managed to take the time to attack the LGBT community again.

According to the NY Times, Trump plans to redefine the word ‘gender’ to write trans people out of their civil rights, proving there really is no bounds to the evil that exists in this man.

While the Obama administration had recognised that the term ‘gender’ is largely self-determined, protecting trans people with gender discrimination laws. But Trump’s admin would redefine this as “biological, immutable condition determined by genitalia at birth.”

[RELATED: LGBT+ Activists Liken Trump Era to 80s in Tearjerking Video]

We honestly can’t believe we’re really here. Witness the human rights of people be snatched from their hands just because they are different. 

It’s absolutely terrifying that scare tactics can make religious nuts fear the safety of children around trans people, (with no statistics as reasoning), but willingly send them to church, a place built on crooked Catholicism that houses hundreds of thousands of scandals, many of which involve children.

“This proposal is an attempt to put heartless restraints on the lives of 2 million people, effectively abandoning our right to equal access to health care, to housing, to education, or to fair treatment under the law,” Mara Keisling, executive director of the National Center for Transgender Equality, said.

The Department of Health and Human Services is behind the argued ruling, writing in a draft memo: “The sex listed on a person’s birth certificate, as originally issued, shall constitute definitive proof of a person’s sex unless rebutted by reliable genetic evidence.”

Keisling spoke out to the trans people of America, saying: “I know you are frightened. I know you are horrified to see your existence treated in such an inhumane and flippant manner.”

“What this administration is trying to do is an abomination, a reckless attack on your life and mine. But this administration is also staffed by inexperienced amateurs overplaying their hand by taking extreme positions that ignore law, medicine, and basic human decency.”

“Transgender people have fought rules like this one in federal and state court and won. We have stood toe-to-toe with administrators, legislatures, and executives who would agree with this rule and yet we won,” she added.

“If this administration is hoping to demoralize us, they will be disappointed. If they are hoping we will give up, they should reconsider the power of our persistence and our fury.”

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Last month when it was revealed that Hollywood underdog Chris Pine would surprisingly take the lead role in a blockbuster – and even more surprisingly, one that we would all now actually see, due to his peen’s appearance – we were all super excited.

But you know who is even more excited about Chris Pine’s penis? Chris Pine. Or well, at least he is, the attention he’s receiving due to his penis.

Pine, who has previously said that the attention surrounding his penis is “quite cool”, swung by the Graham Norton couch last week to talk even more about the attention his penis is getting.

[RELATED: Chris Pine’s 40ft Penis is ‘One Hell of a Thing to See”]

“I bear the full monty [in ‘Outlaw King’] and it got a lot of attention,” Pine said. “It’s microseconds. It’s ridiculous all the fuss about it.” Well we’re hoping it lives up to the hype.

And is he treating the tops or the bottoms?

“It’s both, man. Different strokes for different folks, as it were.” He’s also partial to of y’all’s thirsty tweets. “They’re funny,” Pine insisted, “they’re ‘effin brutal.”

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Trans people have found their new God, and it’s in form of planet Jupiter.

NASA tweeted the latest picture of Jupiter in ultraviolet light, taken by the Hubble Space Telescope, and people were quick to notice that the planet’s surface colours resembled those of the trans flag.

Jupiter is trans now. https://t.co/DYoYDRKdzf

— Dr Nova, PhD in Super Villianry (@DrAshleyNova) October 16, 2018

“Jupiter appears different in near ultraviolet light, partly because the amount of sunlight reflected back is distinct, giving differing cloud heights and latitudes discrepant brightnesses,” reads NASA’s website, followed by more science-y stuff we don’t really get.

But although it was only in these conditions Jupiter appeared that way, the internet had already proudly welcome Jupiter through the difficult feat of coming out.

Congrats to Jupiter ! Coming out can be hard.
Welcoming our new sibling : trans Jupiter. <3 pic.twitter.com/sxa4ITZmJ7

— Guytart || commandes ouvertes (@tratyug) October 17, 2018

ALL HAIL JUPITER, THE TRANS GOD PLANET
https://t.co/ORyIASiRV5

— Dr. Juniper Simonis (@JuniperLSimonis) October 17, 2018

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This proud father has gone OFF on the intolerance and their toxic masculinity after they came for his little son for wearing nail polish.

This is my son, Sam. He’s 5. And today he learned how shitty and harmful #ToxicMasculinity is. My rage meter is spiking right now so excuse me if this is a little raw but there are some things I want to say about BS #gender norms (a thread) pic.twitter.com/NtoE2VHKsU

— Daddy Files (@DaddyFiles) October 23, 2018

Aaron, has three sons, but it was his middle son Sam, that was the victim of online bullying. Aaron goes on to explain that even though Sam is a “boy’s boy”, (into sports and trucks, etc) he also likes “girls” things.

Sam has a collection of purses because he likes to carry things around. And he also loves to have his nails painted bright colors because he thinks they “look beautiful.” And he’s right – they are beautiful… pic.twitter.com/tdMdpJZH5w

— Daddy Files (@DaddyFiles) October 23, 2018

He goes on to say that Sam wore the nail polish to kindergarten, basically because he’s a kid and gives zero fucks. But the other children weren’t as open to fucking with gender norms.

So he proudly wore his red nail polish to kindergarten this morning because Sam has absolutely no concept of nail polish only being for girls or reason to think anyone would possibly have a problem with beautiful nails. pic.twitter.com/WsHHupgw9H

— Daddy Files (@DaddyFiles) October 23, 2018

When Sam got home from school, he cried “uncontrollably” because of the school bullies, and asked his parents to remove the nail polish.

“I know these kids are only in kindergarten but this toxic masculinity bullshit is LEARNED. Learned most of the time from parents. So parents, I hope you’re proud. I hope this is what you wanted. I hope you’re satisfied,” Aaron writes.

He went on, “My wife and I spent five years successfully preaching tolerance, acceptance, and the importance of expression and your kids unraveled that in one school day. He now feels the shame you desperately want to associate with being different.”

Aaron told his son that the kids were jealous and he should wear an even brighter shade tomorrow. And so, Sam has decided to keep the nails. And his brother and dad have painted theirs in solidarity too.

That moved me to paint MY nails. Sam picked out this color called “Main Squeeze” & I think it’s understated but lovely. Sam is sticking with red because “it’s pretty and good luck for the @patriots.” #ItsOnlyWeirdIfItDoesntWork pic.twitter.com/KtuwldiEJw

— Daddy Files (@DaddyFiles) October 23, 2018

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Tom Daley belly-flops, but nobody is looking at his belly…

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Just one of the many epic bellyflops in my YouTube video this week! The British divers had a day off…swipe up on my story to see what we got up to!

A post shared by Tom Daley (@tomdaley) on Oct 21, 2018 at 10:08am PDT

Kendrick Sampson‘s abs encourage you to VOTE!

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Here we go!! #VOTE Look in my IG Story! Lines wrapped around the BLOCK in my hometown #Htown to vote EARLY for @betoorourke (I’ll be in San Antonio tomorrow ) Early voting starts NOW in #TEXAS and #FLORIDA and MANY OTHER STATES where we’ve got @betoorourke & @andrewgillum and #Amendment4 (restoring voting rights to 1.4 MILLION people in Florida!!) keep voting for @staceyabrams in #Georgia and so many other amazing candidates and chances to radically change politics in this country to fight for a better future for the people we should be fighting for: the most vulnerable!! Go vote!!! Vote.org can help you find where to go. ( @tyrenredd )

A post shared by Kendrick Sampson (@kendrick38) on Oct 22, 2018 at 1:36pm PDT

While Colton Haynes abs encouraged you to watch his show…

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#arrowseason7 episode 2 is on Tonight! Thoughts on old Roy??? #Arrow

A post shared by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Oct 22, 2018 at 6:11am PDT

David McIntosh flexed at the gym:

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Get the troops out ….. let's go…..winter is coming #kingdavid #wintersoldier

A post shared by David Mcintosh (@king_david85) on Oct 23, 2018 at 2:21pm PDT

Country thirst-trap Steve Grand sports a jockstrap and porn star tash:

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Always awkward to get caught taking these pics ;p #muscle #gym #moustache #shirtless #instagay #fitness

A post shared by Steve Grand (@stevegrandmusic) on Oct 21, 2018 at 9:58pm PDT

Charles Laurent lived a sexier Disney fantasy…

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Last traditional picture…before going back to NYC #LXIV

A post shared by LAURENT XIV (@laurent.xiv) on Oct 18, 2018 at 5:04am PDT

Laith Ashley dropped trou…

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#behindthescenes of my latest shoot. Can’t wait to share it! #calvinklein #mycalvins #denim #markymark #nickjonas #justinbieber #zaynmalik #music #pop Don’t forget to check the link in my bio if you haven’t done so already

A post shared by Laith Ashley [De La Cruz] (@laith_ashley) on Oct 19, 2018 at 4:10pm PDT

Davey Wavey really got into his porn work:

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Art. . . #tantra #spit #gayart #drool

A post shared by Davey Wavey (@officialdaveywavey) on Oct 20, 2018 at 5:05pm PDT

KJ Apa found someone as cute as him:

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I love when @vanessamorgan gets a new dog every week

A post shared by KJ Apa (@kjapa) on Oct 19, 2018 at 12:36pm PDT

Chris Hughes was a SNACK with a SNACK:

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ALWAYS GHERK-OUT Can’t be having a Big Mac with gherk-in and now with the all new #MyMcDonalds app I can customise my order and pick it up at my local Maccy D’s without even having to queue. Ready to take home and enjoy in the hot tub link in my stories to download now, trust me you need it!#gherkin #gherkout #ad

A post shared by Chris Hughes (@chrishughesofficial) on Oct 18, 2018 at 9:18am PDT

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Another day, another embarrassing Grindr scandal. And another involving air crew.

A 46 year-old pilot has nosedived his entire life after being caught up in a Grindr “fantasy” with a 14-year-old boy. Well, at least what he thought was a 14-year-old boy… but turned out to be watchdog group, Guardians Of The North.

Back in December 2016, Gary Morris began chatting to “Tom” before inviting him round to his elderly parent’s house for some fun. As if this story couldn’t get anymore tragic, the mid-life married man is attempting to carry out his sick sex acts in his parent’s house.

[RELATED: Trolly Dolly Sacked for Sucking Off Gay Porn Star in Airplane Toilet]

Morris denied grooming a minor for sex, saying he felt “foolish, embarrassed and ashamed” and that his Grindr sexts were just a “fantasy”. Surely your fantasy fucks don’t happen with Magaret within earshot? Guess the mile high club got boring.

He claimed to have ‘missed’ the message where Tom disclosed his age, and that he only used the site for “sexual gratification” but without the intention to meet anybody. Well, over the age of 15 anyway.

But prosecution argued: “He was after actual sexual contact with Tom.” And it seems the jury agreed who within three hours found him guilty and slung him on the sex offenders register. Another hearing takes place next month.

But will his husband stick around?!

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Our favourite former-go-go-dancer-turned-social-influencer Matthew Camp is turning up the heat again.

So much so, that he’s had to hop in the bath to cool down: although from the size of that ship we’re guessing the water isn’t cold. And to be fair, a nardy New York bath has never looked more appealing.

And we’d definitely rather play with that than a rubber duck.

Check out the steamy shots below, and then excuse yourself from your desk for a well-needed toilet break.

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