You’d have thought that after the many, many, many reinventions of Madonna, the Queen of pop would know how to stage a comeback, but us for one, are feeling underwhelmed.

Earlier this week, Madge announced via an interesting trailer (by Steven Klein, no less) her new era: Madame X. Even just the added letter on the end suggests her persona sound is a bad bitch. But the debut single Medellín, isn’t an edgy, impactful or even memorable new beginning.

It’s a laid back, um, something. I’m not really sure what the message is, or what she’s attempting to achieve, and the song isn’t good enough to coast by on a catchy beat alone.

Listen, the song isn’t bad, but it’s not ranking as anybody’s favourite Madonna song (which, admittedly, is a hard thing to do given her repertoire). This is the missionary position of singles.

Madame X… Shantay you stay, but you need better Material Girl.

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Rub-a-dub-dub reality stars in a tub.

Prolific reality face Sam Thomson and The Only Way Is Essex‘s Pete Wicks have struck up a serious bromance. How serious? Bubble bath serious.

The pair met on the set of Celebs Go Dating and have been inseparable ever since. Sam recently shared a snap of himself snuggled between Pete’s legs, while both wearing shower caps. (Which apparently are used for baths too).

Sam wrote: ‘I promised this picture would go nowhere… I crossed my fingers.’

The image is an outtake from their shoot with New! magazine where they pose like an old married couple.

You can already tell which kind of gay couple they’d be: Pete would be the top, (the ones that wriggle away as soon as you go within a meter of their butt cheeks) and you’d know this because he’d post about it all the time online: both a nod toward his toxic need to be an alpha male despite his height.

Sam would be the needy boyfriend that called the time and cried when Pete stayed out all night, but would never confront him about it anyway.

But they’re just as close on social media:

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Madonna released her first track from her anticipated new album, Madame X, this week. Medellín was met with mixed reviews; while we personally weren’t feeling it, we saw in the comments that a few of you were.

Needless to say, we’re still excited to hear some of the other tracks she’s got coming.

The album – which has two covers, one for its regular edition and one for the deluxe with bonus tracks – has two covers both shot by Steven Klien.

The songs on the Deluxe Edition are:

(1) “Medellín” (duet with Maluma)

(2) “Dark Ballet”

(3) “God Control”

(4) “Future” (feat. Quavo)

(5) “Batuka”

(6) “Killers Who Are Partying”

(7) “Crave” (feat. Swae Lee)

(8) “Crazy”

(9) “Come Alive”

(10) “Extreme Occident”

(11) “Faz Gostoso” (feat. Anitta)

(12) “Bitch I’m Loca” (feat. Maluma)

(13) “I Don’t Search I Find”

(14) “Looking for Mercy”

(15) “I Rise”

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Cristiano Ronaldo in his pants!

The premiership footballer, who has his own range of underwear, modelled them off in some superhero-style snaps recently. And even we have to admit, that we think his superhero attire is pretty, well, super.

The 34-year-old was promoting his most recent range CR7.

With the words, ‘Power’, ‘Strength’, and ‘Belief’ behind him, Ronaldo encourages fans to find their own ‘superpower’.

He said: “Everyone has their own power- it’s all about finding the unique power in you.

“Mine comes from training hard to become physically powerful but also from having the power to inspire others to work hard for their dreams, which is something I am really passionate about and grateful for.”

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Taron Egerton is getting real candid about that highly-anticipated gay sex scene between him and Richard Madden in the upcoming Rocketman film.

The Elton John biopic aims to portray Elton’s relationship with his manager – and first male lover – without watering it down.

“I felt Richard’s penis… On my leg,” he tells Attitude. “We shot a scene where we are both naked on a bed and we are rolling around. I don’t really know how much further we could have gone.”

Bareback?

“In the script, this is the scene of Elton losing his virginity and we wanted to try to do that justice, and also at that point their relationship hasn’t broken down yet,” he continues.

“They were falling in love and it’s beautiful because it should be. We didn’t want to play like they were a couple who were eventually going to fall apart, we wanted to play it like two guys in their early twenties who are falling in love and who are incredibly sexually attracted to each other.”

And with those two playing the parts, we can’t imagine why that would be hard for either of them.

See more Celebrity Gay Sex Scenes

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Comedian Joel Dommett is getting naked again, this time not for a catfish on Skype.

Dommett struggled to contain his modesty – and maintain his balance – and he went skipping on an episode of Comedy Bus; a Comedy Central show which follows comedians heading back to their home towns to see how much it’s changed.

Well, one thing that’s changed in Dommett’s had a good pubic trim.

Dommett is in the middle of hiking through hills when he decides to get his kit off (surprised it took that long), while fellow comedians Iain Stirling and Suzi Ruffell watch on; laughing hysterically as Dommett’s “anus chatters”.

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It’s Channing Tatum day today at C&C Towers! Y’all should know by now that we have a major soft spot (and also a hard spot) for Channing; stripper, underwear model, actor, and all-round husband goals. And tbf, we look better in women’s clothes than Jessie J. Though Tatum seems to be laying relatively low after his roles in the Magic Mike films, we’re ready for a comeback now!

To celebrate his 39th birthday, we’ve rounded up all the times that Tatum’s made our knees weak. Check out the candid underwear shots of a young Channing, here, if you haven’t already.

It all started with stripping at 18

We should’ve known by the time he became underwear model…

So he was a natural when it came to sexy photo shoots

And thankfully took lots of acting roles where he never wears clothes…

Most notably, the one where he played a stripper

Let’s get another look… 

I mean…

That fine tooshie:

Not forgetting THAT frontal snap which flew under the radar for too long:

And of course, this sexual dance scene:

But he’s even sexy off-guard

A huge thank you to his parents for this damn fine DNA. 

See More Hunky Celebs Strip

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KFC knows just what your mum wants this Mother’s Day: to stuff her face with fried chicken while perving over naked men.

Sticking true to their ‘finger-lickin’ good’ slogan, the fast-food chain’s latest promo introduces the Chickendales; which sees Colonel Sanders moonlighting as a stripper, in a Magic Mike-style production.

Earlier this month, a hotter CGI-generated Sanders posed as an influencer, but this is clearly miles better marketing.

If you head to the Chickendales website, while advertising the new KFC dessert biscuits, they’ll make a personalised stripper video for your mum. And who else would your mum rather see strip than the silver fox who’s face has been on the side of bargain buckets for the last half a century?

I do think it’s funny though, how fast-food chains have branding for holidays like this. “Cheers for giving birth to me, here’s a Twister box”.

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Star of spellbinding Netflix teen sci-fi The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Ross Lynch, has reacted to images of him waving his magic wand around.

Images – alleging to be the actor – began making their way around Twitter earlier this week, then after going viral, Lynch – and his brother – chimed in on the debate. Initially asking fans where they were… We wouldn’t wanna see our brothers nudes, but each to their own.

Where these #RossLynch nudes at tho

— Rocky Lynch (@RockyLynch) April 18, 2019

Before Ross himself got involved in the conversation:

I’m curious what these pictures are cause I’ve never seen them.

— Ross Lynch (@RossLynch) April 18, 2019

See what all the hype is about here [NSFW] and for the 13-second video, here [NSFW]

But not one to miss a business opportunity, the actor posted a link to his new music video, claiming that was his ‘nudes’. Well, having his nudes leak at the same time as a single release would be a good way to let people know that he does music. (We didn’t know, did you?!)

Here’s my nudes – https://t.co/G4g6h50FAu

— Ross Lynch (@RossLynch) April 18, 2019

Obviously Twitter reacted too:

no one:

everyone once they see ross lynch’s nudes pic.twitter.com/EXKXKD7SUs

— ッ (@hardinsramone) April 18, 2019

Ross Lynch’s nude pic got leaked
Me: pic.twitter.com/WRoIa5JTHK

— Mimmy (@mimmysasi) April 18, 2019

Me after seeing #RossLynch d*ck pic.twitter.com/Dn0qST6sMA

— Adriana (@__adriiiiiiiiii) April 20, 2019

See what all the hype is about here [NSFW]

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It would appear that French reality stars are as much exhibitionist as the British ones.

Former chef Illan Castronovo shot to fame on series 10 Perfect Couples; which sees twenty singles stuffed into a villa, looking for their perfect match according to scientific tests previously carried out. If they make 10 perfect couples, they get €10k each.

He’s since gained a huge following on Instagram.

And his following isn’t the only thing that’s huge by the looks of it.

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Bon dimanche !! Les amis avec qui je ferais un beau couple ?? Mdrr identifie ma futur .. #couplegoals #fitness #week #thailand #travel #lifestyle

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Love Islanders Chris and Kem continue to prove that their bromance knows no bounds as they get their kit off once again; these two see each other naked more than most married couples.

On a recent episode of You VS Chris and Kem, the dream team hit the showers after losing a game of something random AF to a member of the public. Kemm moans that he should’ve been the captain, before Chris gives his thigh/groin a rub down.

What are friends for?

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Isn’t it frustrating when Facebook memories shows you a photo from a couple years back when your body was amazing, and now you’re just a chubby, lazy mess? Well, imagine having to see a lifesize recreation in wax of your lost physical achievements… Hell.

Well, not for Zac Efron, who’s still in amazing shape, obviously. Efron was fronted with his latest – and shirtless – waxwork from Madame Tussauds on the Ellen Show, and proved his abs weren’t going anywhere soon.

Capturing his ripped bod from Baywatch, Efron notes how the creator even nailed the veins on his lower abs. They clearly studied the brief closely.

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Matthew Camp has become one of the most popular influencers cashing in on OnlyFans. And cashing it in, he is. He spoke to us about his upcoming 18+ documentary, his very gay agenda, and that sex tape with Chris Crocker.

Love and Relationships

Camp began his career as a go-go dancer, but he wasn’t always so confident.

“When I moved to NY. I was so shy, like, so devastated about going on stage or anything like that. So I decided to become a stripper… I felt like that was the most uncomfortable thing I could do,” and the rest, as they say, is history.

Although, the only time he seems shy now is when talk turns to being in love. “I fall in love like all the time,” he jokes.

[RELATED: Matthew Camp: “People are Indoctrinated with Guilt About Enjoying Sex”]

No, but truly in love? “Yeah, of course”. He doesn’t elaborate until I ask.

“I’m the kind of person that can love multiple people at once. I think it’s very important for a human being to have multiple relationships with multiple people. I think it makes you a more well-rounded individual. It helps you become a more empathic individual.

“I think that generally as a society right now, we need to stop thinking in such isolating terms, and in turn realize that we’re all just scared people who want to feel love and connected.”

As our conversation turns to polyamory, Matt tells me, “I’ve never been in a relationship where we’re romantically speaking more than one person at once. I haven’t the opportunity yet but I definitely would be open to it.”

What about heartbreak?

“Yes, I have been heartbroken. I had a lover about four years ago… it was pretty heartbreaking.”

On the Chris Crocker tape:

Since starting his OnlyFans though, unsurprisingly, Camp describes his sex life as “busy”. “It’s good, [laugh] very busy”.

Although Camp tells us he prefers to have sex with men who aren’t porn stars.

“I want to get a real intimate sort of Sexual Experience documenting. It’s great to meet people that know that you’re having sex for this specific thing. You know what I mean. And I get to I kind of enjoy each other for this very limited amount of time. It’s nice. It’s casual but very nice.”

In fact, one NSFW video of Camp and internet personality Chris Crocker, got fans tongues wagging.

“Well I did a photo shoot for a brand called Daddy Couture, and Chris suggested that they shoot me for it on the same day that they were shooting him. So I went down there and we shot for this campaign, and then we went and did my podcast, and then after we recorded that we went out drinking and then he was like “let’s make some stuff for OnlyFans’. So I was like ‘alright’, so we went back to his hotel and started filming stuff”.

And as he trails off, we presume you have to sign up and watch to know/see more.

An X-Rated Inspiration on Censorship

Camp is currently filming a documentary about making porn, while making porn himself. The concept – which was created by Men.com – is kind of a filthy Russian nesting doll. Camp Chaos will be directed by Cory Krueckeberg (of Camp’s previous go-go doc Getting Go).

“I like doing things I’m not supposed to; like taboo things. So that definitely drew me to the project. I just thought it was like a good opportunity to create adult gay content.

“I don’t get why the media are fighting it, I think there needs to be more gay sex out there. I don’t think there’s enough. I think it’s important to inspire younger generations to be fucking horny, and to fuck guys.”

[RELATED: Matthew Camp’s Bubble Bath Shoot is Definitely NSFW]

Something the queer community struggles to do when mainstream platforms implement strict censorship rules.

“I think it’s it’s a bad idea it’s not in their best interest to censor so much. It’s not really like a free market. Just let people produce what they want to produce, and don’t edit it”.

He refers back to Tumblr, “Of course, child porn and stuff like that shouldn’t be up there, but two adults having sex… there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s natural. But to discourage it or censor it is just sending the message that you should feel guilty about sex or your sexuality. And I think that’s such a disservice to people.”

Social Media and Mental Health

“I try not to like look at social media that much. I definitely read my messages and I’ll respond to a lot of them as much as much as they can. But I find if you like look at social media to much you start feeling bad about myself.”

And how about something his followers and fans wouldn’t know? He’s a huge science geek. “I always stay up to date on the latest science breakthroughs especially like space or like planets. Asteroids are like something like obsessed with it.”

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So if you’re looking for a guy that’ll watch universe documentaries til the early hours and then fuck you in front of thousands of fans, we know just the guy. See more of Matthew of his OnlyFans and we’ll keep you up-to-date with Camp Chaos developments.

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Noah Centineo better get to eating whole tins of spinach if he’s looking to fill the harness of He-Man.

The To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before star confirmed that he has in fact been cast in the role as He-Man, but if he’s to look anything remotely like the superhero he’ll have to put on a ton of muscle. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if this was the role that sparked Centineo’s inevitable transformation into a ‘daddy’.

Kind of like what Baywatch did to Zac Efron. Although Efron, who has maintained his new buff physique, recently told Ellen’s audience “I don’t want people to think that’s the best way to be. Be your size. I don’t wanna glamorize this…”

But superhero roles would be the one genre in which body standards are – and probably always will be – extremely high. And while Noah’s already got a great physique, He-Man is a tank.

Richard Madden also spoke out about the pressure to look a certain way when auditioning for particular roles.

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Everybody’s favourite tale of totalitarianism, Handmaid’s Tale, returns to TV this summer and it looks just as dark and twisted as ever.

Although, it appears our protagonist Offred no longer yearns to just escape Gilead, but rather lead its demise. In a strict right-wing state where women have no rights, Offred seeks to make allies to strengthen the resistance.

At the end of season 2, Offred managed to get her newborn (born of the rape by her Commander) out of Gilead, but rather than also escape herself, headed back to begin this far bigger mission, and also save her first daughter too.

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Internet personality Chris Crocker shot to fame in 2007 when he begged the public to “leave Britney alone!” during her public mental breakdown. But is he following in her footsteps?

In an extremely bizarre tweet, somebody claiming to be a member of Chris’ “team” posted a random AF nonsensical announcement, informing his followers that Chris was checking into a rehab facility.

The tweet itself read: “Chris Crocker has checked into a rehab facility, has exercised race play in his cam show past, & loves you all.”

While the accompanying note made zero literary sense and was littered with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. Is his ‘team’ a bunch of 10-year-olds?

Chris Crocker has checked into a rehab facility, has exercised race play in his cam show past, & loves you all. pic.twitter.com/kzyYpq6q6b

— Chris Crocker XXX (@ChrisCrocker) May 2, 2019

In full, the note said:

“Chris Crocker has turned Instagram into many things. From skits and comedy into expressing his love –

“His eating disorder – his coke addiction… His addiction to coke and sexual role play, while high on drugs.

“Chris is currently checking into a rehab.

“Anyone during this time willing to capitalise or build a name off his addiction – a sick individual, who has admitted to submitting to race play while high off cocaine or serious drugs – which the media will use against his advantage, ultimately,

“And has continually blackmailed him – in many consensual sexual situations with Chris’ webcam clients.

“Chris has always stood for equally.

“Even if he enjoyed sexual kinks, such as race play, while high and drunk: He always made sure it was mutual. All of us on his team will block anyone we feel is an opportunist during his stay at Mental Health Facility provided.”

[RELATED: There’s now a Matthew Camp and Chris Crocker Sex Tape]

One question: Why it gotta be BLACKmail?

A number of replies commented on how it didn’t make sense, but a later tweet confirmed that Chris Crocker Cracker engaged in consensual race play on his cam show, and is now being blackmailed by someone for it. And is also checking into rehab.

Race play is what Urban Dictionary calls “racist chic”, whereby individuals use non-PC, and highly offensive racist language during sex. Obvs not conventional, but it’s also not illegal, so maybe his “team” should contact the police if he’s being blackmailed.

Sounds like he has a lot going on… and we hope he’s on the road to recovery.

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Last year, many NSFW artists, and even more softcore pervs grieved the death of social platform Tumblr, but is about to come back to life like the second cumming? LORD, we hope so.

Well, PornHub is reportedly “very interested” in acquiring it; an asset which Verizon is eager to sell since censoring hundreds of thousands of people has left them with a pretty feeble, and irrelevant platform. Queue the violin.

“Tumblr was a safe haven for those who wanted to explore and express their sexuality, adult entertainment aficionados included,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price told BuzzFeed News. “We’ve long been dismayed that such measures were taken to eradicate erotic communities on the platform, leaving many individuals without an asylum through which they could comfortably peruse adult content.”

“There are obvious synergies between the two brands and value Pornhub could derive from Tumblr,” Price continued. “We’re extremely interested in acquiring the platform and are very much looking forward to one day restoring it to its former glory with NSFW content.”

We think everyone is pretty much pushing for this to happen, and PornHub surely knows the financial potential, so perhaps Tumblr’s current flaccid state will once again be erected.

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Holy shit!

It doesn’t take much for Liam Hemsworth to look hot, just a bit of hair product and, well, simply existing. But while Hemsworth is capable of making us drool at any given minute, this shoot from GQ Australia had us mopping up our desks with Kleenex.

Well, more just this one photo is specific:

In fact, we’re pretty sure the styling assistant plays for our team. And almost definitely deserves a raise.

In chillout couture, Thor’s brother packs his hammer into a pair of viagra-blue short shorts, while staring deeply into our souls. Here are some of the tamer snaps too.

Shot by Carter Smith

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If there’s one thing Billy Porter knows how to do, it’s how to make a statement on the red carpet.

The Pose star, who previously wore a tuxedo dress to the Oscars, was in his element at this year’s Met Gala, where the theme was Camp: Notes on Fashion. Porter was carried up to the red carpet by four shirtless men, and this is how we’ll be travelling instead of uber in future.

Before dismounting, and spreading his 10-ft golden wings. Cleopatra was SHOOK.

Porter said to Vogue: “What I love about having it at the Met Gala, and contextualizing camp, is it brings honor to a word and genre that can be discounted very often, or thought of as cheesy. When it’s done properly, it’s one of the highest forms of fashion and art.”

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Seen as there were only two drag queens present at the 2019 Camp Met Gala, Lady Gaga decided to bring the drag culture herself.

The co-chair to this year’s event began her evening with a 15-minute stint that held up the rest of the celebrity traffic. First, in a fuschia gown with a huge train (a feature that’s become increasingly prominent since Rihanna in 2016), surrounded by dancers with umbrellas.

She then slipped out of that one, and into a black gown with an asymmetrical sweetheart neckline.

Not long after, Gaga’s assistants whipped off that number to reveal a simplistic, full-length hot pink item, which she accessorized with a brick mobile phone and big shades.

Before taking it back to her old school roots: underwear and platform heels. Pushing around what looks like a cart of champagne.

We love a reveal, and are pleased to see Gaga put in so much effort, but we’re not sure about that last one.

Aquaria and Violet Chachki made history as the first drag queens to ever attend the event, while RuPaul turned up in a statement suit, and surprisingly not in drag.

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