In a plot twist that nobody saw coming, apart from one of their son-in-law’s, the real-life Grace and Frankie team up to confront their cheating husbands. Although in this case, the two men were sleeping with each other!

This is according to a woman sat in an airport bar, eavesdropping on the ladies’ convo. Naturally, she took it upon herself to live-tweet the entire incident, and it’s best comedy-drama since the Netflix show itself.

There are two women next to me at the airport bar who are flying cross-country to ambush their husbands they think are sleeping together.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

The women have never met until this moment. “Hopefully I’ll gain a sister in you if I lose my husband.”

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

One of the women has an extreme couponer’s amount of gum in her purse. “You can’t yell at someone with bad breath. My dad taught me that.”

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

I am going to live-tweet the fuck out of my eavesdropping.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

“Why can’t they be honest? There’s no need for cockamamie stories and secrets. I don’t care if there gay. I care they lie.”

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

They've ordered shots. Based on their faces, one woman is a seasoned pro. The other has never had a shot in her entire life.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

I’ve never seen a 50+ year old white lady snap gum with this much vigor. Shot lady: “My daughter’s boyfriend thought my husband was gay.”

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

“I thought he was an asshole. I guess he’s just clairvoyant.”

She ordered another round.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

One of the women has a grandson. They’re sharing pics of their kids’ Halloween costumes. Shot lady: “Our husbands should be Bert and Ernie.”

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

Gum lady is laughing but also crying. Shot lady is my fucking hero. She’s patting her on the back and humming to the Sammy Hagar playing.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

Shot Lady: “There’s a Netflix show about this.” SHE SAID IT! SHE FUCKING SAID IT. GUM LADY HAS NEVER SEEN IT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

“Jane Fonda is on it.” “Oh, I don’t like her.” … “Have you seen this video of a baby hippo?”

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

Shot lady wants to go to the terminal. Gum lady wants to finish her wine. I want them to stay with me forever.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

Shot Lady: “Why are they playing soccer on TV? Did they forget we only care about racist baseball & bad football?” OFFICIAL. SPIRIT. ANIMAL.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

Gum lady is breathing really heavy. “I’m so glad you still have a sense of humor. I’m struggling to hang on to mine.”

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

Shot Lady: “Our husbands are fucking, or we’re both insane. Either way, were going to be okay. I promise.” ADOPT ME SHOT LADY.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

Gum Lady: “At least my husband’s boyfriend has good taste in women.” Shot Lady: “Yea. You’re pretty okay too.” THIS IS 100% GRACE & FRANKIE.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

Shot Lady: “We can do this.” Gum Lady: “You’re right. We can.” Shot lady pounded something dark. They have left me.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

If your names are Jeffrey and and Richard and you’re on a “business trip” in Chicago…your wives are coming for you. And they’ve bonded.

— BJ Colangelo (@bjcolangelo) October 31, 2017

AND THEN THEY OPENED A BUSINESS SELLING VAGINAL LUBRICANT. RIGHT? RIGHHHTTT????

Ever wished you could fly like Superman? Or swing from building to building like Spiderman? Well, judging by the suggestions in the “NoFappers” Reddit group, all they did was give up jacking off.

The group, formed of nearly 200,000 wankers subscribers say abstaining from watching porn, engaging in sexual self-care, or having sex can actually “seize control of your sexuality and turn it into superpowers.” Hmm, like healing the sick with your preserved nut juice?

Hmm, not quite. The “fapstronaunts” report greater creativity, more ease in social situations, boosted self-confidence, and an increased sexual interest from others.

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OK, but what’s the point of having all the dick on your doorstep if you can’t have a sample? ‘Water, water, everywhere, not a drop to drink’, springs to mind.

“I’m a recovering Grindr addict,” the 32-year-old Alex tells Gay Star News. “Every day, even at work, I was scrolling through looking for the next guy. If I couldn’t find one, I would masturbate.”

That’s not a ‘Grindr addiction’, that’s a sex addiction. When he realised his masturbating was non-stop, he gave it up. Well, shouldn’t be too hard when your cock is chafed to bits.

“Ever since I stopped going on dating apps, I feel a lot happier,” he says, as if it’s revelation that Grindr causes unhappiness.

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“I decided whenever I wanted to jerk off I would study Spanish.” I can’t speak, from a non-sex-addicts point of view, but at least he’s channelling his energy into something progressive. Although to be fair, a huge part of the fun in learning another language is using your linguistics to seduce men.

Another reformed-tosser Jack, hasn’t masturbated in 3 years. “I used to think meditation was spiritual bogus, but now I do it everyday. I now own 12 self-improvement books and regularly take cold showers.” That last bit sounds like personal hell.

Jack is “thankful” to “no longer wasting [his] time on unhealthy habits.” Speak for yourself, mister sister. For those that don’t have sex addictions, both masturbation and sex are entirely healthy.

But hey, whatever gets you through your shit.

‘OH MY’ turned into UH-OH, for Star Trek’s George Takei as he became the latest Hollywood celebrity to face sexual assault accusations. A male model claims that Takei groped him after a date back in 1981, something that Takei vehemently denies.

“It simply did not happen,” he explains in a Facebook post to his friends.

Scott Brunton told The Hollywood Reporter that he met the actor in a bar, before later joining him at his house. He claims he grew dizzy and “must have passed out”, saying that when he woke up:

“he had my pants down around my ankles and he was groping my crotch and trying to get my underwear off and feeling me up at the same time, trying to get his hands down my underwear”.

[RELATED: Is Kevin Spacey the Gay Harvey Weinstein?]

Takei later Tweeted:

“Right now it is a he said/he said situation, over alleged events nearly 40 years ago. But those that know me understand that non-consensual acts are so antithetical to my values and my practices, the very idea that someone would accuse me of this is quite personally painful.”

Takei, who seems comfortable groping men on the Howard Stern show, (albeit consensual), was also happy to talk about his previous hands-on experiences:

Howard Stern: Did you ever grab anybody by the c–k against their will?

[Very long pause]

George Takei: Uhhhh … uh oh! [laughter]

Stern: Well they were different times, you never sexually harassed anybody… have you?

Takei: [Laughter] … Some people that are kind of, um, um, skittish. Or maybe, uh … afraid. And you’re trying to persuade. But, you know …

And in the same conversation:

Stern: Maybe it was some guy who was hesitating to have sex with you and you gave him a gentle squeeze on the b—s or something?

Takei: … More than gentle [laughter]. But it didn’t involve power over the other.

‘Independent’ is often seen as a good quality, but could it be blocking the pathway to meeting a significant other?

A boy I hooked-up with recently seems to think so:

“Like there’s the whole ‘I’m doing it all for me’, ‘as long as I’m happy that’s the main thing’, mentality that is drummed into us.”

“But actually, what that mentality does instead is make you really self-obsessed, and makes you disregard other people’s feelings.”

He refers to social media and self-obsession being potential causes.

Well, I’m afraid to say that although social media amplifies many of our relationship issues, it isn’t the cause of men and women becoming self-reflective, sassy and independent; nope, that was just the dogs who broke our hearts before.

You know, the men that were putting their feelings before our own… so is it wrong that we’re now doing the same?

I understand his point, that all of these ‘bad bitch’ quotes and memes floating round Instagram are damaging the masculinity and confidence of men everywhere, but the reason we own this mind-set is to prevent us from being stupid in love and winding up with a broken heart and self-esteem made of glass. Especially when so many men just want something frivolous and throwaway anyway.

If social media plays any integral role in the set-up, it’s making love more difficult in the first place, and so ending up alone is a real possibility for people that refuse to settle. How will they fair if they’re dependent on a man and desperate for a love that is never coming?

The premise is simple: you either man/woman-up, and be smart and cautious enough to avoid future mistakes, or stay vulnerable to hurt and unprepared for the worst outcome. It doesn’t mean we don’t want a man, just know that if you fuck us over, we gon’ be OK.

Of course, it would be far easier if we could all just go around without breaking each other’s hearts, but let’s be realistic.

The boy in question went on to say, that even when we are interested, we’re all doing it half-arsed: “Even when somebody does show they want something serious, there’s a lack of energy”.

Yeah, because we’re waiting for y’all to prove you’re not a cunt before we invest our precious time and effort.

Baring in mind that these words come from a boy that texted my every day until we had sex, and now I’m lucky to receive a reply to an Instagram story once a week. See why “as long as we’re happy that’s the main thing”?

‘Cause we can’t trust fuckboys to do it for us. When we spoke about it again, and I explained why I disagreed with his point, he left me on read.

I’ll take that as evidence to support my argument.

(Luckily, I am sassy, strong and independent, otherwise I might have taken these things personally).

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If you didn’t hate your job enough, there’s a chance you might hate it a little bit more after watching this. Sarah Hindsgaul is the stylist on set of Stranger Things, and she was clearly a very good person in her last life, as in this one, she’s airbrushing Dacre Montgomery’s abs.

Can certainly think of worse things to get paid for. Funny how they never mention this kind of stuff in the University descriptions of future careers. Imagine… Every gay guy and horny girl applying and the world’s overrun with ‘stylists’ waiting to ogling the goods of the rich and famous.

See some of his other steamy moments here.

Hot mulletyes his abs a real just a kiss of sun🦄#80shair #mullet #hotguys #makeuptutorial #strangerthings @dacremontgomery @amylforsythe #lastlooks #prettyboy wonderful wig by @glandros

A post shared by Sarah Hindsgaul (@sarahhindsgaul) on Nov 12, 2017 at 2:38pm PST

He may have a seven-figure bank account, but… Oh no, wait, we’re done.

Bastian Yotta, the flashy German tycoon, who allegedly spends $100,000 a month on parties, cocaine, cars and shopping trips, seems cannot afford to keep his trunks on. Bastian was papped emerging from the sea, Bond-style, only letting it all hang out.

Apparently the cosmetics tycoon and his wife were hounded out of Germany for being too flashy, so they moved to Beverly Hills. If the Louis Vuitton shoe fits…

Yotta allegedly throws sex-fuelled parties where girls come and go all night… Thank God we look fishy in drag.

Or if you want that CLOSE-UP… Click here

He also posted this rather revealing snap to his Twitter…

After finishing second installment of Stranger Things it’s fair to say we had some QUESTIONS: Will Eleven return (again)? Is that the last of the Upside? And what exactly is in Joe Keery’s pants?

OK, it’s probably not that much of a mystery, but let’s look into the evidence just in case. It also explains how Keery, who plays Steve, managed to bag the girl over Dacre Montgomery.

I mean, GURL, he brought you flowers AND bulge burst out of that super-tight 80s denim. Keeper!

And WAIT… Isn’t that the same stylist that was airbrushing abs onto Dacre Montgomery? Yeah, we seriously want her fucking life.

We love you too, Steve. You’re forgiven. Now get your cock out.

When it comes to picking up on hot models, considered our eyes PEELED.

Today we’re eye-fucking Brandy Martignago, (and we thought there was only Brandy we’d ever have affections for). From Bondi Beach, they sure do make ’em alright Down Under.

The self-confessed cuddle-enthusiast appeared to have no qualms about stripping nekkid for this farmyard shoot; mhmm, hunnay, we wouldn’t mind milking him. He’s certainly no stranger to taking his clothes off, as you can see from our in-depth editorial below… He’s looking tasty from the front — and the BACK.

He’s previously flaunted his stuff in Cocksox g-strings… We think we prefer him au natureal.

 

A lot of the time, in films, especially when it comes to the ‘erotic’ scenes, there’ll be props, stunt-doubles, and all the other smoke and mirrors that prevents us from seeing the REAL deal. Ugh. Like do you think I paid $19 to see Chris Hemsworth wear a prosthetic penis?! Thieving bastards.

But thanks to the guys over at Mr.Man, there’s a compilation of 60 (YES SIXTY!!) unsimulated (that means all actors are stroking the salami IRL), all within just 3 minutes. How’s that for efficiency?!

Click here to see the *very* NSFW footage

If you have told us 15 years ago that there’d be a resurgence of webcam ‘models’, flashing their body parts and performing sex acts online, we’d have scoffed in your face. Remember when it would be, like, totally scandalous if you saw someone you knew getting jiggy on webcam?

Yet here we are, with half the gay community using ‘Only Fans’ sites to promote themselves as “public figures” (girl, the only thing that’s public right now, is your genitals), and make some dollar along the way.

Although, the hitch in their road to fame and fortune is paved with bumps (and we don’t mean the kind you do off a door key at the after party). Members of the ‘Only Fans’ sites, aren’t keeping the content restricted to only fans.

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So while many of them may feel comfortable baring themselves to a certain/select number of people, they’re getting a lot more eyes on their goodies than perhaps they anticipate.

Although, it wouldn’t really be fair for us to report on this, without including (NSFW) links to demonstrate our point. Comic artist and model Steve Raider, who already has over 260k followers on Instagram can be seen in all his furry glory, as can British model Ross Rossilino, and of course, Matthew Camp.

As one technology produces another avenue to earn the cheddar, along cometh a way to swerve the system. ‘Only Fans’? Afraid not. The internet has voided all elements of restrictive privacy.

Disturbing? Yes. Beneficial for our wank bank? Also yes.

People Magazine’s Sexiest Man/Woman annual has been running for 29 years, and is a relatively respected title to snag – in the world of gossip media. Former crown-wearers include Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Ben Affleck, Ryan Reynolds, and Matt Damon. (In fact, it should be noted that there hasn’t been a black winner in 21 YEARS! Since Denzel Washington in ’96).

And then there’s Blake Shelton. You know, married to Gwen Stefani, coach on the voice, once tweeted Islamophobia, and his “sick” fantasy about a 16 year-old Dakota Fanning. Cool move, People. Not only that… But he’s hardly in the same league as any of the men just mentioned.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d probably suck his dick, but if he was in a room with Jude Law, David Beckham, and Brad Pitt, you don’t have to have a degree to guess who’s dick is getting sucked last.

Rules are enforced at the workplace for a reason. And clearly somebody at the People publication, disobeyed the ‘no drugs’ rule, and thought it’d be fun to get off their tits on mushrooms one lunch time.

Surely. It’s the only explanation for this. Well, that an April Fool’s. But it’s November. Unless that nap I took lasted five months.

Anyway, umm, congrats!

AND if you’d like to see Blake getting noshed off in a car, we have that too!

Hunger Games‘ Josh Hutcherson stirred fan’s appetite in Future Man, Hulu’s new show which aired last night. Well, if there’s one way to get audiences to watch your pilot, it’s to have A-list get their dick out. Well, wear a prosthetic anyway.

We haven’t got round to watching it yet, so we can’t weigh-in on how mediocre reviews are saying it is. But in this scene, Hutcherson, who plays a janitor, time travels to meet another version of himself, who swapped dicks with a guy that was blessed and cursed, by the looks of it.

Following? Nah, us neither. Check out the (fake) D belooowww… But if you’d like to see the real Josh Hutcherson nudes, click here.

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MY partner never wants sex but somehow he always makes it my fault. We are both men and have a healthy, active lifestyle. I am 31. My partner is 33. We have been together for ten years and our sex life has dwindled.

Last year we only had sex twice. We are like friends, not lovers these days. I’ve tried everything to get the spark going but there is always an excuse. He said I was overweight, so I went to the gym and lost 2st. Then he said I am obsessed with the gym and that’s a turn-off.

Now he says it is normal for long-term couples not to have sex. He promises to change but never does. I feel unattractive. I cannot stay in a relationship like this.

Dear Dried-up,

First of all, if you ain’t getting semi-regular D, then that’s not a healthy lifestyle. I mean… TWICE in a year. TWICE?! Your sex life hasn’t dwindled, it’s totally evaporated. And you say you’re “like friends” these days; you must have some fasty friends if they’re making you feel that way.

Using you’re “obsession” with the gym as an excuse not to have sex, is the most feeble excuse I’ve heard since Charlie Sheen was found naked and intoxicated, saying it was an “allergic reaction”.

Anyway, congrats on your two stone weight loss! Now lose 12st of shit by dumping that turd of a man.

There are simply only three excuses for him not wanting to have with you anymore: He’s having an affair, he’s not sexually attracted to you anymore/he feels like he’s missed out on single life, or he’s not sexual himself anymore. All of which, are pretty solid grounds to kick the bitch to the curb. Especially as none of reasons are your fault, like he’s making you feel.

Sex aside, anybody who makes you feel small (or fat), isn’t somebody you should want to spend the rest of your life with.

Ten years is a long time to have been with someone, and I’m you still love him very much. In which case, if you really want to give this PG-13 puppet show a shot, I’d say stop trying so hard. Forget about over-exercising, what’s really not attractive is a beg-it.

Act like you don’t care, keep working out if it’s what you want, go for drinks without him, stop out all night without texting, get spit-roasted by a couple from Craigslist.

Jealousy is without a doubt the quickest way to light a fire under a disinterested mother-fucker’s ass. Take his credit card and max it out on designer clothes, as a little reinvention never hurt anybody either. Show him what he’s missing. If he’s not jumping your bones then, then he honestly cares less for you than the world does about Caitlyn Jenner.

Alternatively, demand a truthful answer or threaten to walk. Either way, you’ll be on the other side of the door when the convos done. Now, when you sashay out of that apartment, I don’t wanna see no tears, you strut down to that uber with your head held high and a floor-length fur ensemble on your back. (Think Beyoncé: Me, Myself & I).

Enjoy your new life!

Xoxo

As America submerges into the past, the Aussies are finally coming into the 21st century. After a referendum vote, Down Under voted YES to marriage equality. And as people all over the world celebrate, our office is perusing the prospect of an Australian husband…

Here’s just some of the mouth-watering men on offer. Clearly, some (all?) are straight, but hey, it’s not like even we’d have a chance if they were gay anyway, so we’ll just appreciate from a distance.

Nick Youngquest

The pro rugby player-turned-model, definitely looks better in front of the camera (and out of his kit) than he does on the pitch. Don’t get us wrong, we’re drooling wherever he is, but it just depends on which tackle you’d rather look at. Youngquest has covered OUT mag, DNA and Men’s Health, and if you’d like see him prancing around in jockstraps – or even less – click here (NSFW-ish).

Chris Hemsworth

I mean… If we have to explain who Chris Hemsworth is to you, like wtf are you even doing here? Still, he’s come a long way from Home And Away, and while it might not be realistic to wifey Thor, we’re happy as long as we can touch the Hammer. Anyway, from what we’ve seen he’s got all the credentials to be a good mandem; any man that can ride waves like that, can ride us anytime.

Liam Hemsworth

The younger, and unarguably identical brother to Chris, started out on the (only) other big Aussie soap, Neighbours. MHMM, imagine living next to that fine piece of ass. We thought our neighbour upstairs was hot, but we’d definitely be bringing him a welcome basket. (With a coupon for one free blowjob).

Hugh Jackman

Daddy Jackman is so much more than just Wolverine. Don’t you remember his role in… um… Well, X-Men was alright anyway. Above talent though Hugh Jackman is smothered in charm and facial hair. And hey, if he’ll scratch you with his claws, chances are he’ll choke you too. Win.

George Burgess

The buff rugby player first grabbed out attention when he had his nudes leaked (where’s the eye-bulge emoji?), and for some reason we’ve never forgotten him. I mean, even just the thought of a man that big laying on top of us already restricts our air-flow. #SuffocationForTheNation

And them thighs be serving you Roxxxy Andrews thicc and juicaay.

Ryan Kwanten 

This True Blood star has us truly thirsty. Though we’d rather drink his semen than his blood, obvs. Another ogle-worthy Aussie, that too started out on Home And Away, Kwanten (looking 10 years younger at 40) is hot-to-trot. And though our desire of ball-and-chaining him are mere fantasy, we’ll always have that sex scene of him topping by Alexander Skarsgard. Sidebar: How good does he look tied to that bed?

Dean Geyer

We stopped watching GLEE around the same time as everybody else (S3?), so unfortunately missed his spot on that. But we’re guessing his performance in his sex tape was far more watchable. Geyer, also starred in Neighbours, we wonder if he ever popped round to Liam Hemsworth’s – you know, for sugar. And a nosh. All we know is for them eyes, we’d let him put a ring on it wherever he wanted.

Matt Cooper

Cooper is a former rugger of the South, and while we may not see him on the pitch in his tiny shorts, we’re sure he’s still got them in his wardrobe somewhere *smirk*. But regardless, the man looks immaculate in a suit and in the buff. OOFT.

Hard Hollywood Hunks EXPOSED (Hurry in here)

The producers at ITV, behind reality show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here, have done pretty well over the years in recruiting jungle jocks; Mark Wright, Joel Dommett, Jake Quickenden and Spencer Matthews.

And now Holloaks’ hunk Jamie Lomas. ENTER Twitter’s thirst:

When Jamie Lomas comes on the tv!!! #ImACeleb #Hot pic.twitter.com/ipWkExT4dv

— Sam Gregson (@Samgee2108) November 19, 2017

Wouldn’t mind being paired with @jamielomas1… #ImACeleb pic.twitter.com/D8qCvjiziC

— boohoo.com (@boohoo) November 19, 2017

Jamie Lomas looks like the kinda guy who would make you suck his dick in the back room for a line. #Imaceleb

— Craig's Comments (@CraigAaron) November 19, 2017

Not only are the previous contestants all easy on the eye, but they’ve also all had their nudes/sex tapes leaked online. Including newcomer Amir Khan, who’s jack-off vid resurfaced earlier this year. Well, if Jamie’s got any skeletons in his camera roll, now would be the time they’d fall out. We’ll keep our (third) eye open…

Until then, we’ll revisit his shirtless and studly moments that have come before. And we’re confident this series will be worth watching just for that iconic waterfall shower…

We like to drift into TOWIE every now and then when we’ve finished Netflix blockbuster – which, ironically, is less scripted. And looks like we tuned in at the right point — just as Mike Hassini and Dan Edgar were soaping themselves off.

The boys were preparing for the masquerade ball (possibly the season finale?), although that isn’t the only kind of ball we were hoping to see. Then we realised we were tuned-in to ITV.

We’re not sure whether Bobby was mad that Mike had just snatched his weave, or mesmerised Mike’s booty. He’s certainly putting the ‘ass’ in Hassini.

Scientists have warned that a glitter-ban could well be on its way due to the environmental impact. *GASP*. How boring will toddler’s Christmas cards be at nursery? And more importantly, how will the gay race survive without an integral part of their gay Pride costumes?

The Independent reports: Most glitter is made from plastic, and the small size of its particles makes it a potential ecological hazard, particularly in the oceans.

“I think all glitter should be banned, because it’s microplastic,” said Dr Trisia Farrelly, an environmental anthropologist at Massey University.

Well, clearly Trisia’s never been to Sink The Pink.

Marine animals from plankton to whales have been found to eat plastic which can have fatal consequences. These microplastics can then end up inside us when we eats seafood. (So we really would be shitting glitter?)

But as Michael Grove, Environmental Secretary, voices that we are putting “marine life under serious threat”, with our plastic waste, the ban of glitter will come into effect next year in the UK.

“When people think about glitter they think of party and dress-up glitter,” said Dr Trisia, “but glitter includes cosmetic glitters as well, the more everyday kind that people don’t think about as much.”

[RELATED: Gay Men Hold Glitter-Throwing Shaman Cursing Protest Over Chariots Closure]

An outright ban might not be necessary, emphasising a logical approach of the likelihood it will end up in the environment. Eco-friendly glitter could also be a feesable replacement.

Well, PHEW. At least they’d consider to replace it with something.

Glitter is so much more than microplastic; glitter is a cheap and easy way to make us shine even when we feel shit.

Here we were getting excited at the hope of Jamie Lomas’ having his dick pic leaked, and it’s YouTuber Jack Maynard (the lesser known Maynard brother). Well, if appearing on a reality TV show does one thing, it’s get your nudes into the headlines.

This comes after the a series of tweets from the star in 2012 were brought to light in which he referred to people as “nigg*s” and “faggots”. Maynard has since issued an apology and deleted the tweets, admitting he was a lot younger then.

It was only a year later, that somebody tweeted the star’s naked selfie. HERE ‘YAR:

Everybody welcome jack maynard's penis pic.twitter.com/jpfd1Psd

— ♢♢♢ (@weyheymoo) January 9, 2013

K J Apa has racked up quite a fanbase as his teacher-banging, justice-seeking character Archie Andrews on Netflix’s Riverdale. Mhmm, we see why Ms. Grundy held him back for extra curricular activities.

Aha, posing for this month’s GQ Australia can be seen sporting (half of) his football kit (the pedophillic dream) and soaping up in the shower. All to celebrate being award with ‘Best Breakthrough’ at their Men of the Year Awards.

Was that because of his acting work, or because everyone wants him to ‘breakthrough’ their back door? We’ll guess at both.

I MEAN… Those abs really are something to be gawked at.

When you’re a model you’re constantly thrown designer clothes for the look the stylist wants to achieve. Now, we know these looks weren’t styled by the same person, but has a straight man ever dressed so gay?

Seriously, Pietro, you’re a handle-bar mustache away from sipping cosmos at the copacabana with Boy George. Perhaps only a sniff of poppers away from cruising public toilets.

And just an Indian outfit away from being the actual Village People.

Albeit, he managed to recreate all iconic looks with just a hat. Now that’s genius.

The police look and cowboy come from a recent shoot of Boselli, and the others we just pulled from archives to pull together that YMCA fantasy.

Construction worker next plz dolls.