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OFFER: Get a LIFETIME of Celebrity Frontals in Film for just $99!

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Has your fave Hollywood hunk gone frontal in a film? Or perhaps you want to know if they have? Mr. Man have got you.

This Cyber week/Black Friday we’ve teamed up with peen pioneers Mr. Man; who provide you with all of the male nudity in film and TV. With everything from Ben Affleck’s big reveal in Gone Girl, to blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Jake Gyllenhaal’s shower schlong in Jarhead.

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Here’s a little preview of what you’d be getting…

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Porn gets Post-Apocalyptic: ‘The Justice League’ Now Has an Adult Gay Parody

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If you thought you’d seen enough gay porn parodies to last you a lifetime, you’d be wrong. In fact, the sci-fi-sex market is HUGE. No pun intended…

This time, five super-sluts and one hot mess drag queen, attempt to save the world… But not before a pressing orgasm.

OK, so it’s not quite Jason Momoa and Henry Cavill but at least you’ll seem them dual it out with their light ‘sabers’. Although to be fair, as far as porn features go, it’s a relatively all-star cast, with Fracois Sagat, Colny Keller, Johnny Rapid and Ru Paul’s Drag Race star Manila Luzon.

And not to mention Men.com only went and got themselves a BUDGET. Even the SFW trailer (below) is like watching a 10-minute Taylor Swift music video. But if you’d rather catch the NSFW trailer, click here.

See the FULL Feature here.

Pole Vaulter’s Jump is Ruined by His Own Pole [Video]

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Do you remember doing P.E. at school? No, us neither, ’cause we always used to get our dad to write a sick note. Then we’d crack open a packet of B&H and head to the cinema. SIKE.

It wasn’t that we hated exercise, but when you’re not naturally athletic it was be an embarrassing time for teenagers. Having said that, it seems even the most athletic can encounter a sporting shame once in a while.

[RELATED: Fit Ginger Olympic Pole Vaulter Shaun Barber Comes Out as Gay]

This young guy is just about to complete an epic pole vault, if only his prominent package hadn’t foiled his jump.

And it’s not the first time its happened before either.

Check out the funny-slash-horny clip below:

http://itsalekz.tumblr.com/post/167721440820/yeahiwasintheshit-c5c9cu-omg-this-is-so-fun

Olly Murs’ Bulge Spotted Leaving a Gym in LA

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He may be better known for being on/presenting the X Factor, but Olly Murs was the X-rated factor on a recent trip in LA. Murs stepped out in a super-tight workout ensemble, and we’re out of breath already.

Olly looked as though he’d been training his love muscle in particular. Although he was ready to hit the treadmill, we’re not sure he was ready for the paps (strike that, he definitely was).

Murs, who went on to co-host the X Factor, gave host Dermot O’Leary a run for his money in the bulge department.

Hey, if that’s the kinda trouble you singing about making Murs, bring it over here.

NSFW: A Glimpse into ‘Beach Rats’ the Film About Cam2Cam and Cruising

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Beach Rats is one of the films that’s been causing a bit of hype this year. We’re not entirely sure if its because of the plot, or the steamy gay sex scenes but we know what we’d be paying our $20 for.

A Brooklyn teenager escapes the bleakness of his life by causing trouble with his delinquent friends and flirting with older men online. When his chatting and webcamming intensifies, he finally starts hooking up with guys at a nearby cruising beach while simultaneously entering into a cautious relationship with a young woman.

WEBCAMMING! WHO MEMBA DAT?!

Tbf, it sounds alright as it goes! But if that shit doesn’t get proper dark and twisted so help me. The feature has ranked up a respectful 86% on Rotten Tomatoes, but nothing above a 6/10 anywhere else. Hm, we’ll get to it.

But plot aside, directors cast handsome Harris Dickinson as the lead

“Thicc” Chief Hopper of ‘Stranger Things’ Posted a Belfie, and We’re Here for it

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Even after production, Stranger Things knows how to stay in the headlines, from Dacre Montgomery getting spray-tanned shirtless by the world’s luckiest stylist, to Joe Keery’s intriguing bulge. Now David Harbour, who plays Chief Hopper, is getting in on the attention.

For those you not familiar with the term ‘belfie’; it’s simply a butt selfie. As introduced by queen of the world: Kim K.

Detective Hopper flaunted his cakes in his tight uniform, with the thirst proceeding to boil over, fans were ready to gobble him up like a demogorgon:

“T h i c c” commented one.

With countless “Dat ass” and “he got botty tho”. And he does! You can take us ‘downtown’ any time chief, don’t forget your handcuffs.

While another joked: “haters will say it’s photoshopped”.

Tall, Dark & Handsome: NYC Model Joshua Lee Cummings

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Meet Joshua. Fitness enthusiast and model from NYC. He’s always 6’4″ and has the ability to make many weak at the knees. (But that’s fine, it’s where we’d end up anyway).

Its difficult to find out much about Joshua online (gotta love a bit of mystery, fam), so it’s difficult for us to inform you on that much more about him — even with our extensive research skills. But until then, we’ll just appreciate with our eyes.

And apparently he raps too. If that ain’t the South Londoner’s dream bae…

Here’s a portfolio of his impressive ass work:

And get into this super-slick shoot by Rick Day:

SNAPS: Luke Evans, Jason Momosa, Ricky Martin, Nyle DiMarco

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Luke Evans enjoys a morning coffee, while his fans enjoy a cardiac arrest.

Ricky Martin comes thru (in white speedos) as Gianni Versace:

Tyson Beckford makes us feel dirty while he showers:

Cyber this… 🤣#tysonbeckford #teamtyson #beardgang #naked

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Jason Momosa makes us wanna become a sk8r boi (circa Avril Lavigne, 2005).

Nyle DiMarco gave us something to be thankful for. We’ll take him with extra stuffing plz, k, thnx.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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Keegan Whicker will serve freshly-washed peaches for desert.

Wash thoroughly before consumption. 💦🍑🚿 #peaches #organic #nonGMO #farmtotable

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Anti-Trump Projection Mysteriously Appears on Atlanta Building

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Another day, another Trump-opposer making their opinions abundantly clear, (yay!). A building in midtown Atlanta has had the words ‘Fuck Trump’ projected onto it.

And according to Rogelio Garcia, a lawyer out to impeach Trump, who tweeted the photo, the projection cannot be removed because it isn’t breaking the law. WHOOPS.

This comes, not long after a Twitter employee disabled the President’s account on his last day of work.

Kirk Norcross Flaunts Handstand Skills… But Fans are Looking Elsewhere

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Reality star Kirk Norcross took to his Instagram to show-off his handstand skills, but his followers were drawn to something else ‘standing’ up in his video.

The former-TOWIE hunk, who’s sex tape is definitely worth watching more than the show, wore grey tracksuit bottoms for the occasion. (And we all know how that pans out), where he competed with his boss.

“Hahaha loved the view a must say haha” commented one cock-hungry fan.

“I have died and gone to bulge heaven” gasped another.

Watch below to see who won… (Although, we’d say whoever was viewing the video was the winner).

Handstand competition with my boss @nicky_crowhurst None stop graft us Grays boys loool

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Matthew Camp is the Ride Who Knows How to Ride

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If you’re not familiar with work (and by ‘work’, we mean nudity) of Matthew Camp, then where the hell y’all been?

The former go-go boy, now model and ‘only fans’ account-pusher, has been flaunting every inch of his body lately. And although ‘only fans’ participants usually deserve an eye-roll and a reality check, Camp is one of the few that we wanna see in the buff.

Or at least can see why other people would pay for it.

In the latest footage to hit Tumblr, Camp can be seen riding his way to pleasure. Check out the NSFW stuff here. Or if you’re still at work, then get into some of these more suitable images:

ONLYFANS.COM/MATTHEWCAMP #farmstud #camping #haythere #loadup #gettyup #bareback #sidesalad #napadoodledoo

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ONLYFANS.COM/MATTHEWCAMP #barebackriding #horseplay #builttolast #farmlife #buildabear #stalion #manimal

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Tyra Banks Drags Up as Nina Bo’nina Brown

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While at first glimpse, it might looks Ru Paul’s Drag Race queen Nina Bo’Nina Brown had a glow-up (or a bigger budget), second glance – and a browse at the entire shoot – reveals it supermodel Tyra Banks. WOW… Talk about a drag family resemblance!

I mean… it’s definitely not just us. Although it’s definitely harder to tell the difference after you hit the blunt.

For the concept, Banks’ dragged up as a sassy tiger. Tyra… as a Tiger. See how that works?

Nina Bo’nina Michelle Gellar Brown was known for her quirky animal drag on the show, and it seems inspiring stylists with it.

The shoot with Paper Magazine, sees the Top Model host unleashing her inner ‘fierce’, check out some shots below, or head to Paper for the full feature.

Have a “Gay Olde Christmas” with Will & Grace Holiday Special [Video]

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If you were just starting to get used to Will & Grace being back on our screens, you’ll probably be a bit facked off to know that it won’t be returning to our screens (in it’s weekly time slot), until the new year. January 5th to be exact.

We think it’s the annual writer’s strike (?) Ugh. Yeah that shit gets us every year, after waiting for a whole season, and then we have to go cold turkey for a couple months again.

BUT, the gang are back next week, Dec 5th, for a Christmas Special. And they really weren’t holding back in making it a stand-out episode. In style, a la Family Guy, the gang are transported back in time, to Manhattan 1912.

But they’ll also adopt new characters! Will and Grace will be Billem Van Williams and Fanny Van Williams, a married couple. While Karen becomes Karolyn O’Malley, a poor woman living in a tenement, while Jack plays John Patrick McGee, a sailor.

We can’t vouch for the accents just of yet, but it looks like we’ll still be cackling away like

Love is Blind: ‘Vigorous’ Orgasm Causes Man to Lose Sight in One Eye

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Have you ever seen a guy fit you thought, ‘I would fuck him ’til his eyes rolled back in his head’?

Well, that actually happened to one guy. Kinda. A 29 year-old reportedly told doctors he had trouble seeing out of one eye after a “night of vigorous sex”. Damn, our one night stands can barely make us cum, let alone make us cataracts.

Hmm, we wonder if he was sniffing poppers.

Doctors uncovered a tiny hemorage, that was obsuring his vision, and they believed occured during orgasm. Not great news for him, obviously, but you can see the sexual partner having their weekly cocktalk with the girls: “And THEN! I fucked him blind. Lit-er-ally!”

 

On the plus side, he’s got a number of fancy dress ideas with his name all over it: pirate, Kill Bill‘s Elle Driver, Gabrielle, etc.

It’s thought it was caused by him attempting to refrain from orgasm. Hear that lads? Edge off the edging, unless you wanna have one eye on your man and the other on the TV.

“The man was diagnosed with postcoital valsalva retinopathy and the case study noted that his condition would go away on its own over time” says New Now Next.

SNAPS: Jeremy Meeks, Luke Evans, Nyle DiMarco, Steve Grand

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What’s been going down this week with celebs, their thirst and lack of clothes…

Model Nyle DiMarco takes his cakes for a ride:

Into the wild 📸: @taylormillerphoto

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Model Jeremy Meeks walks a horse:

Luke Evans works out his love muscle:

Friday December 1st. White rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits!!! Have a great day people!! 💫

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Reality star and rapper Milan Christopher releases a 2018 calendar:

Sup Pa 🤤| #MilanChristopher

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Diver Jack Laugher ‘erects’ his Christmas tree:

Nico Tortella works the ‘upskirt’ angle:

Country singer Steve Grand models a jockstrap:


Killian Belliard is the Bearded Lumberjack Fantasy

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It may not be the most common fantasy to come out of the red room, but there’s definitely something sexy about lumberjack carrying a thick log. Usually if a man has a beard so big that robins could nest, we’re getting out the carpet shampoo and a hacksaw, but we’d happily have Belliard’s bush tickling our balls.

Killian Belliard first caught our attention on Instagram, (and with thousands of followers that include Ricky Martin) we obvs weren’t the only one. And just a quick glance over the French model’s hot bod and shredded physique explains why.

Darius waiting for the barber. . Photographer: @pascalpprl

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G R I M G R I M E By @paulfreemanphotographer

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@hoscos , where did you hide my proteins ? Photographed by @pascalpprl

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Wet Dreams, Like Greeks, Come True in Steamy 2018 Calendar

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Those thicc Greeks have returned for another year on our wall.

You may remember Greeks Come True, from when we reported on their steamy calendar last year. And they’re collaborating with Vangelis Kyris to bring the naked lives of the men next door to life:

“In this year’s calendar you get a voyeuristic look into the day of each hunk all the while Kyris brilliantly captures every hidden inch of their completely naked bodies leaving no hair, vein or drop of sweat unseen…”

[RELATED: The ‘Red Hot’ Charity Calendar will Finally Show Dick in 2018]

OOFT. We’re getting semi just with the dirty talk in the press release. And moreover, there’s actually not just twelve hot hunks to ogle, there’s fourteen. ‘Cause sometimes you just need an extra two.

Grab yourselves a copy (and a packet of Kleenex) here.

And check out a sneak preview of the snacks inside.

Through the Gloryhole: Exhibition Explores Gay Sex in Public Toilets

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Ever wanted to explore cruising in public spaces without have to step in the puddles of piss yourself? Well, a new exhibition based in Berlin, gives audiences a glimpse inside the cubicle.

Fenster zum Klo: Public Toilets, Private Affairs, shares a series of candid and gritty photos by photographer Marc Martin at Schwules Museum.

Marc informs his audience of his own first-hand experiences having sex in public toilets: “These places, where men were constantly coming and going, were instrumental in my sexuality, aroused my desires and quenched my curiosity,” Martin writes. “In there, I also had the most unlikely, unexpected encounters.”

He goes on to say that although these kind of rendevous’ are more of a “shame” than ‘pride’ to gay culture, that he considers them ‘sites of unbridled freedom’.

“Despite being disparaged as sleazy and dirty, they allowed for immediate, anonymous sexual contacts. They were a godsend to those who could not entertain at home and expose their sexual proclivities to the outside world.”

Dr. Kevin Clarke, a spokesperson for the museum, spoke to Gay Star News, about why they chose to display the artwork:

“The necessity of gay men to ’hide’ and meet in ’secret’ places such as parks and public toilets is an important aspect of gay history.”

Started from the cottaging, now we here.

“So it’s important for us, as a museum, to present this topic with as much background as possible, for a younger generation accustomed to Grindr and other apps to understand how homosexual men organized their sex life decades ago”, he goes on, “but also to make clear the incredible dangers they faced from police, criminals and blackmailers.”

Riverdale’s Sheriff Keller going Shirtless will Make You Say ‘Daddy’

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It was only last week, that we uncovered Stranger Thing’s Chief Hopper and thicc booty, and now Riverdale are further proving that the older guys still got the sex appeal.

Recently, Keller’s son, Kevin, was caught cruising for dick in the woods (totes current), and while he was looking for someone to call daddy, his own was busy benching. In the latest episode of the glossy teen drama, it’s Sheriff Keller (Martin Cummins) got his kit off to pump some iron. Mhmm, but we bet he can pump more than that.

Whoopsie, we gon’ dun a crime, would you look at that, where’s the handcuffs?

As if we weren’t distracted enough with the twisting plot and K J Apa’s snail trail.

Anyway, let’s examine the evidence…

 

Bob The Drag Queen is Festivally Ratchet in ‘Deck A Ho’ [Video]

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Hood Pussy is the alter-ego of drag superstar Bob The Drag Queen. Erm, yeah, y’all read that right, the alter-ego has an alter-ego. We’ll accept it for now, but anymore than three or four and it’s called multiple-personality disorder.

Wearing her ‘ratchet drag’ crown with pride, Bob brings sass, ass and attitude to the (Christmas dinner) table. Not to mention an extra drag surprise in the form of La Quesha Shangela.

[RELATED: Supermodels Laith Ashley & Arisce Wanzer get Sexual in ‘Private Affair’]

Bob spins ‘Deck the halls’ into a much more appropriate ‘deck a hoe’, before enlisting STRUT models Arisce Wanzer and Isis King (just WATCH dem titties pop!) to back a bitch.

Directed by Brandon Smithson.

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